Anything Goes Thread (except piss, shit and death) #11: The Secret of the Ooze

[Jemble Fred]

^ http://godawfulgigflyers.tumblr.com

Was the idea of that tumblr to make people want to kick the author's head in?

[Nuclear Optimism]

Yeah, some of those are perfectly passable.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Edit: ended up being a hoax!

[doppelkorn]

I sent that flyer in to that Tumblr and he only went and put it up.

Always check your sources.

[ziggy starbucks]

I feel like this is my defining statement. I can now die in peace.

[ziggy starbucks]

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[Jemble Fred]

This advert for a boarding school near Bath has been dropping jaws for weeks now:



You'd think there would have been a rebranding at some point...

[Retinend]

[ziggy starbucks]

NSFW - I've got a sculptured goatse effect and by christ I'm going to use it

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh164/mm21_bucket/sculpturedgoatcenotaphse.jpg

I've just realised this might be a tad offensive. It could have been any large stone surface, i just happened to use the cenotaph

[Lyndon]

That's great. It would be better if that dignitary was laying the wreath on the front face of the monument. And bending over stretching her arsehole apart.

[ziggy starbucks]

NSFW sculptured goatse action

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh164/mm21_bucket/goatwarmemorialse.jpg

[alcoholic messiah]

I've placed a karma or several in escrow, for whoever concocts a Mount Rushmore 'shop featuring goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, and Barack Hussein Obama.

[ziggy starbucks]

I need a rest from goatse today. No form of photoshoppery can take the horror out of that gaping hole. Waves of nausea strike as the eyes get drawn in, ever deeper, that dreadful place

Although it would cheer everyone up on memorial sunday if her majesty the queen bent over at the cenotaph, laid her wreath, whispered a prayer for the dead then pulled her anus wide open with both hands.

[alcoholic messiah]

I need a rest from goatse today.

Stop procrastinating. The clock is ticking.

[BlodwynPig]

After unfortunately viewing Ziggy's Goatse Toast, can someone tell me what Goatse stands for? I don't want to type into google and be mindfucked for 3 weeks.

[alcoholic messiah]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx

Goatse.cx (/ˈɡoʊtsiː dɒt ˌsiː ˈɛks/ or /ˈɡoʊt.sɛks/; "goat sex" as the domain intends), often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site.

[dr_christian_troy]

On the plus side, if you accidentally search for 'Goaste' instead of 'Goatse', you'll find a no-longer-updated site with some very amusing things, including altered comics etc, some of which are by members of this very forum I believe.

[Cohaagen]

They Chose Poorly

Tracey Emin

Sour-mugged, art termagant Tracey Emin quaffed an exquisite cocktail of absinthe, cough syrup and white cider from one of the Knight's tainted chalices at what she thought was an ancient gallery opening.

"Great exhibit," she chewed as the goblet's curse encrusted her larynx with nodules, "shits on Cornelia's Thirty Pieces of Silver."

"Have you thought about crushing them with a steamroller?" she added, her face imploding like a paper bag in a vacuum chamber.

Loretta Lynn

Slide guitar phantasm Loretta Lynn warbled her way into the Grail Knight's armour, seducing the three hundred year old sword wielder with a haunting version of her hit "Don't Come Home A' Drinkin." After the dusty act was complete the Nashville songstress slipped into the Grail chamber and gargled from a poorly chosen vessel. Her skin to parchment – doomed to haunt southern music halls with her skullified jangles forevermore.

[ziggy starbucks]

I've placed a karma or several in escrow, for whoever concocts a Mount Rushmore 'shop featuring goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, and Barack Hussein Obama.

I've never heard of tubgirl, lemonparty or Barack Hussein Obama. They must be 4chan stuff.

NSFW

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh164/mm21_bucket/goatmountrushmorese.jpg

[alcoholic messiah]

I've never heard of tubgirl, lemonparty or Barack Hussein Obama. They must be 4chan stuff.

NSFW

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh164/mm21_bucket/goatmountrushmorese.jpg

Hmm. I suspect you're telling porkies in order to avoid putting in some extra graft, but I guess that'll suffice. Have some karmas.

Your next challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to transform this recent martian image, hopefully answering some of its mysteries in the process:

What created this unusual hole in Mars? The hole was discovered by chance on images of the dusty slopes of Mars' Pavonis Mons volcano taken by the HiRISE instrument aboard the robotic Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter currently circling Mars. The hole appears to be an opening to an underground cavern, partly illuminated on the image right. Analysis of this and follow-up images revealed the opening  to be about 35 meters across, while the interior shadow angle indicates that the underlying cavern is roughly 20 meters deep. Why there is a circular crater surrounding this hole remains a topic of speculation, as is the full extent of the underlying cavern.

[ziggy starbucks]

[ziggy starbucks]

Your next challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to transform this recent martian image, hopefully answering some of its mysteries in the process:

monumentally childish NSFW image


http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/7215/goatmarscrateranimation.gif

you know, I have a PhD in science and this is what I do with my time...[nb]who am I kidding, I absolutely love it[/nb]

edit: just realised I made a school boy error with the previous gif, I should have allowed the fully extended poo more time to shine. New gif link included

[alcoholic messiah]

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/7215/goatmarscrateranimation.gif

You are a titan amongst mere mortals.


_{Edited for link consistency[nb]Although personally I thought the original version was fine - the subtle inclusion of your own member in the lower right quadrant, slowly pendulating between limp and rigid states, only enhanced the hypnotic qualities of the mise-en-scène.[/nb].}

[ziggy starbucks]

edit:

[doppelkorn]

I'm just obsessed with ol' Slick Willie at the minute

[Nuclear Optimism]

[Gradual Decline]

[spock rogers]

[ziggy starbucks]