HS Art the poem

[MrsWarboysLover]

When the day ends (not at the start)
I love to go to HS Art
For funny poems, jokes and quips
I never leave without seeing funny bits!
It's oh so good to hear from you all,
With some threads long.
but most threads small,
i hear of poo and clownes and cum,
and if I'm lucky, sometimes bums,
from all my favourite posters posting,
and special thanks to Neil for hosting!
So once again, three cheers, hooray,
For letting us post here today,
Though my contributions are very small,
I wrote this poem for you all,
So now to all the girls and boys,
Please make a new post! which I'm sure I will enjoy

[Glebe]

Thank you Mrs Warboys
For that very moving prose
It's really made me tingle
From my knees down to my toes!

I hope you'll come and join us
As we celebrate the forum
With wine and song and laughter
There'll not be much decorum!

[Rizla]

I like when someone starts a thread
and calls it, e.g. "Glebe Is Dead..."
but when you click and read first post,
it's "...glad he's eating sunday roast!"

or "THIS cunt", and the "this" is blue
and when you go and click it through
to your profile page it takes you -
oh how the merry laughter shakes you!

Now most of what is on this site
is ill informed, or dull, or trite
yet still forever in my heart
I'll hold a place for HS ART!!!

[hamfist]

There was an old man named Ron
Who's wife's libido had gone
Porn movies were his choice
"What's that on the invoice ?"
It's cum dear, now put t'kettle on

[famethrowa]

HS art
morally defunct
        who used to
        tell of clowne and
                                  chinnigan
and piss shitfuckcuntarsejizzjustlikethat
                                                  Jesus

it was a shithole
                      and what i want to know is
how do you like your forum now
You Cunt

[MrsWarboysLover]

All your contributions
They set my heart alight!
With twinkling dancing fires
Gaily burning bright
How much did I like your poems?
Let's leave it at "very!"
Your mirthsome prose
Has tickled me,
And now I feel quite merry!

[MrsWarboysLover]

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[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

THOUGHTS UPON READING THE H S ART FORUM

Sometimes I will say " Ha Ha!" , just like Nelson Muntz[nb] from " The Simpsons"[/nb]
But most times I will think " Oh, Fuck Off",
You bunch of unfunny cunts.

[hamfist]

Glen-wouldn't you like to glen-rest
Your glen-chin on my yeasty glen-hole ?
And wouldn't you love to glen-suckle
My glen-salty bulbous glen-pole ?

Glen-nibble, glen-suck
Glen-tickle, glen-fuck
Glen-swallow my glen-load glen-whole

[pancreas]

They fuck you up the arse, your mum and dad.

[hamfist]

I saw the best minds of my generation,
Destroyed by golems, sod clownes and scarecrows

[Ray Travez]

edit- I got A FAMOUS POET to read this out aloud, for those who will enjoy the gravitas of an aural version

https://voca.ro/17I6nVX1ue8v



mpty times in broken homes
Smoking crack with withered bones
Trying hard to raise a smile
Deep depression, hate and bile

Waking up to find a joke
A joke that makes you choke the dope
Jesus christ I'm so depressed
Anus Cop & anus Pest

Crying in my meal for one
Now that all the beetroot's gone
Just a life of warts n' sores
Twumpkin Lumpkin's closed his doors

Generous Seagull slashed his wrists
Wanker Heron lies in bits
Seagulls don't have wrists to slit
Fucked it up then, what a tit

Sausage pie for goosey gander
Buns and onions rent asunder
Bones are crushed as torment rises
Teeth are dust that time despises

Whither now yon H S Art?
A barren city, filled with farts
Think I might just eat my face
Puke it up and spray with mace

[hamfist]

wow now that's deep poetry and I love it

[Glebe]

edit- I got A FAMOUS POET to read this out aloud, for those who will enjoy the gravitas of an aural version

https://voca.ro/17I6nVX1ue8v

Fuck me RT I'm astonished! Boris Johnson's best speech ever!

[MrsWarboysLover]

edit- I got A FAMOUS POET to read this out aloud, for those who will enjoy the gravitas of an aural version

https://voca.ro/17I6nVX1ue8v



mpty times in broken homes
Smoking crack with withered bones
Trying hard to raise a smile
Deep depression, hate and bile

Waking up to find a joke
A joke that makes you choke the dope
Jesus christ I'm so depressed
Anus Cop & anus Pest

Crying in my meal for one
Now that all the beetroot's gone
Just a life of warts n' sores
Twumpkin Lumpkin's closed his doors

Generous Seagull slashed his wrists
Wanker Heron lies in bits
Seagulls don't have wrists to slit
Fucked it up then, what a tit

Sausage pie for goosey gander
Buns and onions rent asunder
Bones are crushed as torment rises
Teeth are dust that time despises

Whither now yon H S Art?
A barren city, filled with farts
Think I might just eat my face
Puke it up and spray with mace

That's brilliant!

if anyone wants to recruit john cooper clarke to make a submission, feel free too

[Ray Travez]

thanks guys!