I AM JAMES BOND, FUCK ME UP THE ARSE

[Glebe]

RAMI MALEK: Say it again or I'll

Spoiler alert

kill your daughter!

[close]

BOND: I AM JAMES BOND, FUCK ME UP THE ARSE.

[touchingcloth]

SHTAB MY SHIT PIPE COME THE FUCK ON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE FUCK ME IN THE ARSE

[GMTV]

I'd like an arschfuck pleasch, bareback, not covered

[frajer]

"You don't like me, Bond. You don't like my methods. You think I'm an accountant, a bean counter more interested in my numbers than getting fucked in the arse."

"The thought had occurred to me."

"Good. Because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War who would happily throw away Western civilization if it meant you could get arse-fucked from here til Sunday."

"Point taken."

[Fambo Number Mive]

"What are you doing, double oh seven?"

"Keeping the British End up. Up my arse, that is"

[The Bumlord]

JAMES BUMMED

[Replies From View]

"Hello.  I am on a bus right now, and my name is the same as 'James Bond'."

[touchingcloth]

PUT IT UP MY PIPE MAN DAMNIT AND SHIT JUST GET IT ALL SHOVED UP MY ARSE IM JAMES BOND FUCKING HELL

[Fambo Number Mive]

Never mind those gadgets Q, pull down your sensible trousers and fuck me up the arse. Don't get any of my pubes on your sensible jacket.

[GMTV]

No Mr bond, I expect you to gape

[touchingcloth]

DONT RAKE THE MOON JUST SHOVE THE FUCKING THING UP MY ARSE JESUS CHRIST MOON MY ARSE

[Fambo Number Mive]

Goldfinger? Gold-finger? I don't care whether your finger is gold or not, just shove it up my arse.

[touchingcloth]

NO GOLD FINGERS UP MY ARSE IVE GOT SHITTING ALLERGIES FUCKING HELL JUST PUT PLAIN FINGERS INTO MY ARSE YOU SCUM

[Fambo Number Mive]

"The world is not enough? Really? A good fuck up the arse is enough to keep me happy."

[Replies From View]

Jamesbondes I had fyve at a chirche dore

[frajer]

"That's it 007. After the incident at the embassy, I'm revoking your licence to-."

"Fuck arse?!?!"

"Kill."

"Oh fine."

[touchingcloth]

I NEVER FUCK ARSE ITS JAMES BO(TTOM)ND NOT JAMES AND STEVE FOR FUCKING CHRISTS SAKE

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Anus Galore

[touchingcloth]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
MY
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE

[GMTV]

Facially disfigured forrun final boss: And so MEESTER.... BOND... You are tied up, face down and unable to move. I vill soon press the start button of my most fiendish machine, the Gape-O-Matic 3000! You vill soon be pounded into submission by this giant mechanical automated dildo... Bwahahaahaaaaa

James bond: oh fuck YESSHHH, oh waitch, I mean oh no, how cherrible... I cantch belive itch *feigns trying to escape*