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Roy

Started by poo, November 04, 2021, 09:40:02 AM

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poo

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Glebe


poo

He's not a mate he's a scarecrow who would fuck your eyeball into the back of your brain

Glebe


spaghetamine

Quote from: poo on November 04, 2021, 07:09:21 PM
He's not a mate he's a scarecrow who would fuck your eyeball into the back of your brain

thought he was a sentient fuck-noodle or am i thinking of someone else???

jenna appleseed

Quote from: poo on November 04, 2021, 07:09:21 PM
He's not a mate he's a scarecrow who would fuck your eyeball into the back of your brain

looks like a crab to me mate, maybe you should go to specssavers?

TrenterPercenter

Roy roy he's our boy if he can't do it, no one, will.

jenna appleseed

Quote from: TrenterPercenter on November 04, 2021, 09:46:08 PM
Roy roy he's our boy if he can't do it, no one, will.

None Globloy more like.

badaids


A bloke called Roy came to my primary school in the 80s and started something called the 'Happy Club' in a portacabin.  My mates Paul and Carlos and I went along because it was the only place where you were allowed inside when it was raining, only to find it was an in disguise born-again christian club load of old bollocks.  Roy must have been 70 and looked like an ancient Roy Schneider and wore a neck scarf and powder blue crimpolene flares - in 1985.  And he was a right cunt, and banned us because we used to jump off the tables and that and crawl around with out knees up out jumpers, instead of singing happy clappy shit about god.  Old prick - Happy Club my arse.  If we had our wits about us we'd have accused him of touching out balls and that.  This is the Roy we're talking about right?

itsfredtitmus

Roy the rubbing fanny cunt twat absolute cunt Brown :(

Quote from: jenna appleseed on November 04, 2021, 09:22:46 PM
looks like a crab to me mate, maybe you should go to specssavers?

Looks like 5 prolapsed rectums in a row to me, John.
Might be worth having a long hard look at yourself in the mirror?

hamfist

ROY G BIV

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