GAPEGENICS Fistatron Deluxe

[eagle_bearer]

Halfords £99.99

• 2-speed gearbox delivers 500/1800rpm
• LED light to illuminate the work area
• 18V battery system

3 Year Warranty

***Auto Express Best Buy 2021***

[pancreas]

Had to get my rectum stitched back to my anus after this. Thoroughly recommend.

[Glebe]

This has just broken the CaBternet.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Can't be dealing with all this advanced lithium dildonics, gonna stick with my Bosch Multifist and 110 transformer

[hamfist]

Get a Makita Hoopreamer, you'll never look back[nb]but if you do, you'll see the smoking wreckage of your own colon glowering at you from the pavement[/nb]

[Glebe]

I used this the wrong way and spent five hours with a plastic surgeon trying to wipe the smile off my face.

[touchingcloth]

The Gapetron range from DeWalt has a common battery so you can buy Gapevices bare for less money than with a packaged battery and then just separately buy the batteries you need or buy one or two Gapers including a battery then just share them among all of the Gapeaids you need to spend a bit of time doing research to work out the cheapest way to do it.

[Glebe]

Any updates on this? Gotta know!