The phrase 'gelatinous beef stock' has been discontinued

[Catalogue of ills]

The authorities, whom I represent, have decreed that the above phrase (I can't mention, it, as it has been discontinued) has been discontinued, redolent as it is of boiled hooves and other bovine unmentionables. If you need to refer to this substance in the future, although really it would be better if you didn't and if we ignored it altogether, you can use the alternative phrase 'sturdy bouillon' as a substitute.

Thank you.

[popcorn]

not surprised tbh, haven't used this phrase in ages

[Catalogue of ills]

Thank you popcorn, for engaging with this announcement in a mature fashion. Could you also stop describing onions as "brown weepers" while we're at it, there's really no need for that either.

[popcorn]

I need to describe them that way though. or else the bus driver doesn't know what I mean

[Catalogue of ills]

What? Is this the same driver who refers to fish fingers as having been cut from 'hostage haddocks'? If so, we have previously warned against using their services. Their food hygiene rating is a paltry 2, and the prices are as eye-watering as the onions (not 'brown weepers').

[Catalogue of ills]

Additionally, please stop referring to suet (beef or vegetable) as 'studgy dumpler'. It's unnecessary and misleading. Thanks.

[Glebe]

We used to call it mashed giblet juice down my way.