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Rontos Chips: a life in pixels

Started by poo, January 07, 2022, 06:55:58 AM

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Glebe

CONTESTANT: Tossing a wrecked foal over a building's edge?

ROY: That is just not good mate. That is just not good.

Ray Travez

It's clearly "get your ASS off this building!"

Do I get the money now?

Ray Travez


Glebe

CONTESTENT: Rontos is going "I wonder if this donkey will bounce if I fuck it off this skyscraper?"

ROY: Just get out mate. Leave the set.

frajer



New ITV adaptation of Nineteen Eighty-Four "too harrowing to air."

TheGingerAlien

Quote from: pancreas on January 10, 2022, 08:50:00 PMDo you have the one where the answer is mother fucker?

PM me for specific Rontos NFTs.  Prices start at only £500+VAT, finance available.




Glebe

Quote from: TheGingerAlien on January 10, 2022, 10:48:22 PM

CONTESTENT: That's the very definition of 'politically incorrect'.

ROY: Riiiight!!

Ray Travez

Well he's clearly from Mexico, and he's stopped the engine, so it's A Mexican Stand-off Roy!

TheGingerAlien


TheGingerAlien


Ray Travez

Ummmmm, 'riding along on the breast of a wave'?

Goldentony

that cant be real, surfing the tit??

Ray Travez

He surfs the tit, he masturbates for the cobra; Rontos is a man who won't be caged

Glebe

ROY: 'Surfing on breasts' is a great answer it's not right on we go!

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Catchphrase was a training ground for budding animators who later went on to work with Tim Burton

frajer



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Randy Bangers and the Body Surfing Cassette Feeders

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Quote from: TheGingerAlien on January 10, 2022, 10:48:22 PMPM me for specific Rontos NFTs.  Prices start at only £500+VAT, finance available.



Armband onedit

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I love the arrows more than anything else about them.  To me they represent agitated mouse pointers from a wanking onlooker.

SAY WHAT YOU SEE

TheGingerAlien


idunnosomename

In my toolshed cumming blue spunk

75 pound a catchphrase

It's fast. It's furious. It's the READYMONEYROUND.

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A lot of compound nouns crop up with these instead of phrases.  Feels a bit of a con.

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pancreas


frajer

Quote from: TheGingerAlien on January 11, 2022, 10:55:00 AMSpeaking of which:


"I just obliterated a Smurf, made him into blue jelly because he spilt my pint"

The Mollusk

Only just realising these gifs are from the actual show, fucking hell

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Quote from: pancreas on January 11, 2022, 11:19:38 AMMaking a splash of blue cum

Creating it, I would have thought.  You can see the passion in his eyes.