special forces tile and grouting service

[Goldentony]

need this bathroom doing, whole place if you can, white porcelain, anything, cheapest but whatever will hold

aye lets have a look here aye right, get down

[fires automatic rifle at wall]

GET FUCKING DOWN

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happy for it to stink of dogshit?

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because it is going to

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Just signing off now on it all stinking of dogshit


irreversible? it says.  a tick box

ticking it


there, hopefully you won't mind the stink never going away.  that was optional


and signing my name, there you are



and taking it to the people who handle the paperwork after this.  brb

[Glebe]

Naked in the middle of nowhere with no weapons or supplies, get tiling lads.

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hi just so you know the dogshit form has been processed by the people who handle all the paperwork side of things.  they have given the permanent stink of dogshit the thumbs up :)

[buttgammon]

A load of men in balaclavas break into your house in the middle of the night, riddle you and your family with bullets in a extrajudicial killing but they then go on to do a perfect job of re-grouting the bathroom, even fixing that cracked tile. 10/10 service.

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stink of dogshit; wasn't sure what to make of it.  10/10

[Goldentony]

this needs repointing, dyou do outside too?

I know someone who does, hold on, text em

[19 squaddies run round the corner]

HOSTILE SPOTTED GET THE FUCK DOWN GET FUCKING DOWN, NOW, DOWN DOWN

[shoulders]

Forces: oh hang on look, his tiles say 'rape the blacks'

Forces 2: aye
.. should we leave this civilian be?

Forces: Copy that Forces 2

[PlanktonSideburns]

Just signing off now on it all stinking of dogshit


irreversible? it says.  a tick box

ticking it


there, hopefully you won't mind the stink never going away.  that was optional


and signing my name, there you are



and taking it to the people who handle the paperwork after this.  brb

Ah FUCK

[Glebe]