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The Tradegy of Snackbreath

Started by ImmaculateClump, January 16, 2022, 02:38:37 PM

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Didn't think much of this, and the shameless product placement for Wrigley's doublemint didn't go unnoticed.

"breath is foul
and chud is fair
pickled onion monster munch,
oh yeah?" (fans out three sticks of doublemint)

I mean, come on!

Aw, would you look at that.
Drawn back like a dog returning to it's sick, and I've fucking spelled it wrong and everything :(


Ray Travez



"what strange odour stirs the maiden fair?
T'is cheesy footballes, from the fayre


so said Billiam Turdsworth in his 1873 poem, "fuckin stinketh I do" Quite a poor effort all round,
rhyming as he does, 'fair' and 'fayre' and merely altering the spelling in the hope that no-one
would notice. But putting this to one side, here we have one of the earliest examples of
snackbreath being mentioned in literary form"

Ray Travez

(that's from 'Snackbreath Through the Ages With Alan Yentob', BBC4, 9pm Thursdays)