Cocaine

[Spazzed_on_a_Horse]

There's quite a lot of talk about cocaine ("Charles", I believe it's called in the druggist underworld) in some other thread I can't be bothered to look for - and I want to know what all the fuss is about.

I've looked everywhere for the stuff, and I'm buggered if I can find any. Corner-shop to supermarket, not a trace. I even recently made an inquiry at my local Boots branch - advertised, you'll notice, as a "Chemists" - and I was escorted off the premises by a VERY disagreeable person, who twisted my arm and everything.

I think it's all a fraud - there's no such thing. Probably some kind of tax scam, or a way of sounding "sexy". Yet, I'm told it's real, and quite expensive - which led me to thinking up a good business idea.

Why not go to one of those foreign countries where it's presumably in abundance; buy a shiteload of it cheap; bung it into a couple of suitcases; bring it back to the UK; and sell it off at a profit, say, at car-boot sales, and the like?

It's go-ahead; it's happenin'; it's BUSINESS. It's what makes Thatcher's Britain tick. Why not?

[weekender]

Oh fuck off.   I know who you are, most of the posters here know who you are as well.

You're a cunt.

[Bellscab]

I know who you are

Out of interest, who is he?

[Marty McFly]

was this supposed to be funny?

[Hornet]

What the fuck is that all about?

[sproggy]

[Spazzed_on_a_Horse]

Right!

Got a car-boot sale all lined up. Question -

Clothing. What do you think? Bright-yellow flared trousers; handmade cowboy boots; flowery, big-lapled shirt; big fedora fat; coat worn as cape; lotsa jewelry . . . . and sunglasses?

[The Region Legion]

Heh, would make a good standup skit.

Who is he then?

[cairnsi]

Heh, would make a good standup skit.

Who is he then?

Work it out....

Scotland
Nutjob
On crack
Posting shite to CaB

[Timmay]

Not the kid that lacks a face, and does a great Belfast accent?

[TraceyQ]

Martin Coxall?


Oh, no, silly me. He doesnt exist.

[The Region Legion]

Heh, would make a good standup skit.

Who is he then?

Work it out....

Scotland
Nutjob
On crack
Posting shite to CaB

Dekion or Face.less? If it's dekion then at least he's doing slightly more ordinary stuff, if it's face.less then obviously it's an existing stand-up skit that he's ripped off.

[Jemble Fred]

Yeah, it's a Fry & Laurie sketch from the late eighties.

[Purple Tentacle]

Fancy a fight?

[Partridge's Love Child]

Not the kid that lacks a face, and does a great Belfast accent?

Neil?  I knew he was a trouble maker.

Or should that be The Troubles-maker?  That joke's probably a no-no to a Northen Irelander, but I'll give it a punt.