The Verbwhores Dictionary

[ozziechef]

I'm sure there are many words that haven't been invented yet so this thread will collect all these words and useful phrases togethet to improve the language of Verbwhores world wide.

Vibrating Leg Syndrome (VLS) (noun)

The feeling experienced, while having a mobile phone in your pocket, where by you become convinced that the mobile phone is vibrating, leading to you checking your phone only to discover it is not ringing. These fake vibrations are heightened while travelling by car or by bus by can be experienced in any situation.

[Lt Plonker]

That's a good one. I got a serious case of that last week when I was being texted by some unknown girl. I thought I was finally onto something, when it turned out to be my dad's cousin pissing around.

[Bogey]

Bloody hell!
That's started happening to me, usually when I'm walking down the street where there can be no source of these "phantom" vibrations.
Clearly mobile phones are becoming one with our bodies much more quickly than anyone realised, so when you take them away, the body tries to compensate, like with amputees.
Shucks!

[ozziechef]

It's only started happening to me recently but it's happening all the time now, the stupid thing is I don't ever have my phone on vibrate but I still check it every time the phantom vibrations occur.

[My Giddy Aunt]

You know when you are sitting and you move your leg up so that you are 'on your toes', and there is a certain point where your leg vibrates for no particular reason. Whats that called then?

[Bogey]

It's called "Stop fucking jiggling, Bogey" and has been the cause of much annoyance amongst those who know me for many years.

[Hornet]

I get vibrating nipple syndrome.  I often put my mobile in my shirt pocket and the number of times I am convinced it is vibrating - could be heart palpitations I suppose.