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Forums => H.S. Art => Topic started by: Replies From View on April 01, 2021, 05:09:21 PM

Title: what is your dad playing at now
Post by: Replies From View on April 01, 2021, 05:09:21 PM
heaven's sake what on earth is he playing at


why don't you tell him to stop??
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Post by: Huxleys Babkins on April 01, 2021, 05:13:01 PM
It's his carrier bag. Who am I to tell him what to do with it?
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Post by: Glebe on April 01, 2021, 07:51:02 PM
He is fixing the radiator.
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Post by: BlodwynPig on April 02, 2021, 11:52:36 AM
He's just cleaning the exhaust pipe, same as every Friday.
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Post by: Gulftastic on April 03, 2021, 11:03:15 AM
Dead. He's bloody good at it. Hasn't moved in over 20 years now.
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Post by: Replies From View on April 04, 2021, 07:41:31 AM
Dead. He's bloody good at it. Hasn't moved in over 20 years now.

your dad is stomping around the house in his pants, jubilantly bellowing that he is the king of unboxing videos
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Post by: Replies From View on April 04, 2021, 07:44:56 AM
It's his carrier bag. Who am I to tell him what to do with it?

he is being a danger to himself and the people trying to park their cars
Title: Re: what is your dad playing at now
Post by: Replies From View on April 04, 2021, 07:45:59 AM
He is fixing the radiator.

why can’t he enjoy the same warm springtime as everyone else?  he always has to “adapt” everything
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Post by: BlodwynPig on April 04, 2021, 09:06:41 AM
why can’t he enjoy the same warm springtime as everyone else?  he always has to “adapt” everything

Spent the weekend slapping on fake tan, ironing his mankini and boasting about 20+ temperatures. He'll be out tomorrow on the lawn, basking in that warmth, with his shades on, giving her over the road the letch-eye...

WEATHER FORECAST: 4 degrees and snow...Don't tell the sod, he he he he.
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Post by: Ray Travez on April 05, 2021, 02:10:28 AM
pouring warm creme-anglais into the electricty meter
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Post by: Ray Travez on April 05, 2021, 02:12:37 AM
now he's siphoning it out and rolling it into little tubes. Maybe he's going to try to smoke them?
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Post by: Ray Travez on April 05, 2021, 02:20:43 AM
he's pushed one up his nose and switched on the cricket
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Post by: BlodwynPig on April 05, 2021, 08:22:57 AM
You wake in the night to see him silently standing over you, a dim image of corpulent glee. Before you can utter “what the hell, Dad” you succumb to the fumes and return to a fitful slumber
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Post by: Replies From View on April 06, 2021, 11:52:06 PM
your dad is currently trying to piss out an immense surplus of vitamin C, and he is furious because “there is a wedge of it stuck behind a shelf within my bladder”.
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Post by: Replies From View on April 07, 2021, 10:48:16 AM
your dad is watching Son of the Mask yet again.


pretty sure it's his favourite film by this point
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Post by: idunnosomename on April 07, 2021, 12:49:02 PM
total disgrace.
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Post by: popcorn on April 07, 2021, 05:06:11 PM
he's playing Diablo II
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Post by: seepage on April 07, 2021, 05:08:44 PM
He's not finished the first one yet.