STRICTLY RED CARPET: What are you wearing to Nagsworth's Mighty Homecoming?

[alan nagsworth]

I'm off again until we get the internet sorted - that gives you about three weeks to sort out a proper outfit for when I waltz back in with my fireworks and rum.

GET YER KIT ON - I'll be back in a few weeks to see what you've come up with.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

I just laughed and threw up at the same time. NSFW possibly?

I'd probably dress as weekender. Actually Shoulders has already done that joke.

[boxofslice]

[CaledonianGonzo]

A t-shirt with a picture of Chairman Mao on it.

And, yes, NSFW.

[mook]

Is that Rats?


As for what I will be wearing - somekind of rubber footwear, boxer shorts, a dress and an expression that might appear to be one of weary contempt, but will infact be wind.

[boki]

I'll try and slim down enough to fit in the ol' plaggie trousers, howboutdat?  And, of course, the wrasslin' mask would have to make another appearance.

[rudi]

I have slimmed down to fit into mine.