Childish pathetic stuff you find funny because you're childish and pathetic

[Head Gardener]

[Theoretical Dentist]

Speaking of adverts aimed at kids:

'I love the way your ring looks!'
'I love the way my ring tastes!'

[Kankurette]

I know it's not funny when people overfeed their cats but look at them! Just look at them!

[canadagoose]

I know it's not funny when people overfeed their cats but look at them! Just look at them!

FATTO CATTOS

I do enjoy a good cat video. It's fun to see them lumping around and meowing.

[Kankurette]

The one on the left looks like a furry Sam Allardyce.

Cats are legit hilarious. Dignified, my arse.

[touchingcloth]

I think the only thing that differentiates my sense of humour from my dad's these days is that while he would say it and laugh out loud, I would only think "funny name" and laugh internally to myself.



A flimsy, diaphanous filter of tissue between me and dad-dom. That, and the lack of a flimsy, diaphanous child.

[non capisco]

The ten or so seconds in the middle of 'Tensity' by The Cannonball Adderley Quintet where it sounds like someone fighting a losing battle to get through the front door and onto the toilet before all hell is unleashed and their pants will be pants in name only.

[famethrowa]

The ten or so seconds in the middle of 'Tensity' by The Cannonball Adderley Quintet where it sounds like someone fighting a losing battle to get through the front door and onto the toilet before all hell is unleashed and their pants will be pants in name only.

Haha amazing. That's jazz!

[jobotic]

Brilliant.

What actually is happening?

[Kankurette]

Jazz. Jazz is happening.

[Sonny_Jim]

The A&J discussion in the Buxton thread has reminded me of Shooby Taylor:

[gib]

https://youtu.be/z2hgtFBBbxk?t=373

[famethrowa]

We just had to read a thing referring to an article that was "originally published in Details magazine" and I giggled through the rest of it, remembering a random Simpsons line where a Noo Yorker says "how'd you like a Details magazine up the wazoo??"

[Kankurette]

I googled the Moran and McQueen Incident, thanks to Culture Bunker. Apologies to non-football fans. From Man United forum RedCafe:

McQueen was rooming with Kevin Moran in a London hotel. The irish defender was lying on his bed having a telephone conversation. McQueen walked out of the bathroom wearing only a towel. He positioned his arse close to the face of the distracted Moran and removed the towel before attempting to squeeze out a fart whilst announcing "kop a bit of that". But, McQueen followed through spraying the Republic of Ireland defenders face with warm excrement. Moran did not immediately realise what had happened, before shouting a loud "Aaaaaaaaarghhh! You dirty bastard! you dirty, dirty bastard!!"

[JesusAndYourBush]

LMAO that's both foul and hilarious at the same time!

[ObsoleteFormat92]

If you write 'Finsbury Park' backwards it can be pronounced crappy rubsniff

[Kankurette]

I'm writing an Everton crossword on Funtrivia and while I was looking for player names, I found this guy.

[Dex Sawash]

About once a week at work

Me- who has the key to this Saab out here?

Some sucker- what Saab?

Me- not much, you?

[dissolute ocelot]

^ Better than the "updoc" joke which I've heard fail several times and don't think has ever worked outside of television.

[There Be Rumblings]

If you write 'Finsbury Park' backwards it can be pronounced crappy rubsniff

And in a similar vein, Fratton Park becomes Nottarf Krap

[The Bumlord]

^ Better than the "updoc" joke which I've heard fail several times and don't think has ever worked outside of television.

Updog, shirley

[Russ L]

Updog, shirley

What's updog?

[Underturd]

What's updog?

Adam Britton.

[Kankurette]

And in a similar vein, Fratton Park becomes Nottarf Krap

I'm not even a Saints fan and I still loled at that.

Also, Bumhole Lane.

[Bronzy]

I googled the Moran and McQueen Incident, thanks to Culture Bunker. Apologies to non-football fans. From Man United forum RedCafe:

A post further down in that same thread:

I used to know a lad who spunked on his mate's face when he asleep! Dirty cnut, he wasn't gay either if that's what you're thinking, just had a sick sense of humour

[jamiefairlie]

I googled the Moran and McQueen Incident, thanks to Culture Bunker. Apologies to non-football fans. From Man United forum RedCafe:

I'm glad he got dementia

[Dex Sawash]

JKR thread just been reminded of Sophia the chocolate vomiting boxer. She will have me in belly spasms for days now.





Sophia in less hilarious distress, earlier

[Kankurette]

Boxers are comedy dogs. They have a permanent 'what did I do?' expression.

Space's new album apparently is going to be called Blood & Bubblegum if the tour posters are anything to go by, so I ended up making up alternative titles:
AIDS and Acid Drops
Poo and Popsicles
Cancer and Coffee Cake
Death and Dolly Mixtures
Mucus and M&Ms
Rubella and Rose Creams
Labia and Lemonade
Shit and Sherbet Fizz
Jizz and Jellybeans

[Underturd]

Herpes and Haribo Tangfastics

[jenna appleseed]

Pretending the line in I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
about how "Some days it don't come easy / Some days it don't come hard / Some days it don't come at all" is Meatloaf singing about his cock