No sausage roll number one this year

[Fambo Number Mive]

I'm sure you are all disappointed to know that Ladbaby will not be going for a Christmas number one this year

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67487082

"We wanted to pass the baton over," Mark and Roxanne Hoyle said, announcing the news on Instagram.

"The public backing a sausage roll - only in Great Britain."

Reacting on social media, people said they were happy to be spared another song about sausage-filled pastry.

Maybe Andrea Boccelli will get the Christmas number one this year. Wonder if Mr K is doing anything.

[crankshaft]

Nothing to do with the last one selling half as many as the others, I'm sure. Off you fuck, you awful cunts.

[SteveDave]

This leaves the field WIDE OPEN for the Famileigh doing "Fairytale Of New York" but every line is just the "You scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy (slur)" line sung repeatedly over and over whilst the dad does that rictus grin at the camera.

[DelurkedToHelp]

"The public backing a sausage roll - only in Great Britain."

Northern Ireland turns its nose up at such a peasant dish.

[Uncle TechTip]

305k raised by five xmas number ones, 60k royalties for each doesn't seem like a lot. Typical record company vultures with their punitive contracts.

[Fambo Number Mive]

This leaves the field WIDE OPEN for the Famileigh doing "Fairytale Of New York" but every line is just the "You scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy (slur)" line sung repeatedly over and over whilst the dad does that rictus grin at the camera.

I'd never heard of the Famileigh before today.

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[ollyboro]

AC/DC fans are trying to get one of AC/DC's efforts to number 1. I wish them all the luck in the world.

[sevendaughters]

you're a louse you're a maggot, eating Gregg's watching Taggart

[poodlefaker]

Hannah Ingram-Moore doing Pie Jesu. For charity.

[Famous Mortimer]

You promised me Steak Bake was waiting for me

Fingers crossed for some Youtuber to get to no.1, and they get Milshake Ducked during the King's speech

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Apparently he picked the name LadBaby was because at the time he was a lad who had a baby. So at the very least his nomenclature makes sense. Maybe he could have picked something a bit more descriptive though, such as CuntStupidface

[soaking wet, mate]

Wonder if Mr K is doing anything.

https://www.properchristmas.info/ 👀

[wrec]

AC/DC fans are trying to get one of AC/DC's efforts to number 1. I wish them all the luck in the world.

Disappointed that it's the very obvious choice Thunderstruck and not the seasonally appropriate Mistress for Christmas or party favourite Big Balls.

[fuzzyste]

I'd never heard of the Famileigh before today.

oh you lucky cunt

[Mr Banlon]

Hannah Ingram-Moore doing Pie Jesu. For charity.

I dare say a few people have started seeing simularities between LadBaby buying a big house and the Ingram-Moore's building that spa, and feel swizzed.

[iamcoop]

I'm sure it's a coincidence they've made this decision during a year when the media decided to viciously (and uncharacteristically) turn on grifters that masquerade as a wholesome charity endeavour.

[fuzzyste]

It's mr blobbies time, the redemption arc is complete.

[Sarnie Rudeboy]

The Northern Boys for Christmas number 1

[Proactive]

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME THAT THE FAMLEIGH EXIST? MUST BE A GOOD YEAR SINCE I THOUGHT OF THEM. FUCKSAKE.

[non capisco]

I'm sometimes scared to draw the blinds in the morning in case the Famileigh are looking in outside doing that synchronised side to side head thing, floating about like the kid from Salem's Lot. 

[fuzzyste]

I'm sometimes scared to draw the blinds in the morning in case the Famileigh are looking in outside doing that synchronised side to side head thing, floating about like the kid from Salem's Lot. 

imagine those videos of the Michael Jackson half life thing chasing you but its the dad wobbling his head, would play tbf

[daf]

oh you lucky cunt

Dave Bowie from Dave Bowie and the Dave Bowie Band (ft. Dave Bowie) considers (raising from the dead to do a) rewrite

[LordMorgan]

He should be in gaol for fraud the grifting Tory cunter

[dontpaintyourteeth]

who the FUCK are the famileigh

[LordMorgan]

I'm sure it's a coincidence they've made this decision during a year when the media decided to viciously (and uncharacteristically) turn on grifters that masquerade as a wholesome charity endeavour.

Yes mate

This is something that has been going on for so long , and is still fucking got off with

You only have to look at the whole saville debacle

The last two years when Ed Sheeran / Elton John / Martin Lewis gave this obvious cunt legitimacy made me sick.

I'm a placid happy fella , but this really gets to me

[SteveDave]

who the FUCK are the famileigh

They're a dad with two adult sons who love life!

[jobotic]

Laddio Bollocko next

[imitationleather]

Not read the thread but DIVORCED SOON, right?

[PaulTMA]

Perhaps they just grifted apart

[Midas]

the logical endpoint of the bath filled with baked beans