Only Fools and 3 Courses

[TommyTurnips]

seems a bit much imo. no man bags.

Do you believe that male sexed people have the right to carry a zipped-up fabric sack containing personal items into a venue where actors from '80s sitcoms are meeting and greeting?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Trainers must be "clean and fresh". Who runs this place, Kier Starmer?

I presume the no tracksuits, hats or hoods rule is for the CCTV. Not sure what the issue is with sofa bottom flip flops.

[George White]

Tbf, if they've actually got Phillip Pope signed up, that's i) a bigger name than you'd expect ii) bit depressing that he's reduced to this sort of thing

Michael Jayston is the one I'm depressed about. Once starred in a major big budget film, with Oscar buzz. Now...

Same with Nabil Elouahabi, who has a proper international screen career.

[Gurke and Hare]

Gary aside, Michael Jayston, Philip Pope, Michael Fenton-Stevens and Danny Peacock is a potentially great lineup for a Q&A panel. This'll probably be shit though.

[Russ L]

Just imagine the assorted braying tossers in attendance joining in with a "gAry" every time his name is said.  Just imagine.

[Fambo Number Mive]

I wonder if the auction items and raffle prizes will be OFAH themed.

[Huxleys Babkins]

God created suitcase from the van, not bag on the man

I wonder if the auction items and raffle prizes will be OFAH themed.

Lot number 1 is a sample pot of Gwyneth Strong's piss. Sold to a telephone bidder from Singapore for £32,000.

[Senior Baiano]

If you do a pregnancy test on the piss, what result do you get

[Senior Baiano]

Gary aside, Michael Jayston, Philip Pope, Michael Fenton-Stevens and Danny Peacock is a potentially great lineup for a Q&A panel. This'll probably be shit though.

What kind of 'plonker' would ask that panel about only fools and horses

[Senior Baiano]

Like asking Rebecca Front about noels house party lol

[Fambo Number Mive]

"What was it like working with the fools and the horses?"

[Captain Z]

Why do only fools and horses work?

[kalowski]

What was it like when the Trotters all stood in a line playing Living La Vida Loca?

[Glebe]

Like asking Rebecca Front about noels house party lol

I'd be interested!

[TommyTurnips]

What was it like when the Trotters all stood in a line playing Living La Vida Loca?

Rodney's probably living la vida loca right now on the set of Frasier.

[Alberon]

Who the fuck is 'Gary' anyway?

Non-legend Gary.

[Fambo Number Mive]

I'm fascinated to know what the evening will be like. Is anyone actually planning to go to this?

I wonder if more will be revealed about the Groovy Gang.

[idunnosomename]

love how VIP tickets are only ten quid more

[Glebe]

"I'm sure everyone in the crowd would enjoy a glass of sangria or three!"

"Thaz lavely, Alun!"

[Tokyo van Ramming]

I'm fascinated to know what the evening will be like. Is anyone actually planning to go to this?

I wonder if more will be revealed about the Groovy Gang.

I know someone who works there, I'll let you know what they say about it!

[Rankersbo]

Am I being snide to say the Reliant van facing the other way is just a mirror and that's a bit lazy.

[Huxleys Babkins]

These cunts been met or greeted yet?

[Fambo Number Mive]

"The fun starts as guests wait to be seated"

https://ilovemanchester.com/faulty-towers-hotel-brooklyn-manchester

I wonder what a 70s style 3 course meal is like

[Famous Mortimer]

I wonder what a 70s style 3 course meal is like

There'll be jelly in it somewhere

[Gurke and Hare]

Prawn cocktail, steak and chips and I'm not sure what the archetypal 70s dessert is. Creme caramel maybe?

They could make a bit of an effort with the menu though I'm sure they won't. Gralefrit or Waldorf salad to start. Choice of duck surprise or Spanish omelette for mains. Trifle or tinned fruit salad for dessert.

[TheMonk]

Basil looks more like Peter Bowles in To the Manor Born.

[Glebe]

Basil looks more like Peter Bowles in To the Manor Born.

He really does! And Stephen Moore as Manuel!

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

Prawn cocktail, steak and chips and I'm not sure what the archetypal 70s dessert is. Creme caramel maybe?

Black Forest Gateau, shirley?

"Paul Bayliss MBE MI FIH, Regional General Manager at Hotel Brooklyn." He sounds like a man comfortable in his own skin.

[Fambo Number Mive]

From looking online I think MI and FIH are hospitality related. Never heard of them before.

There are a few tickets left for the 5th and 6th December. There are  seperate tickets for children, I suppose it's the sort of thing children would enjoy, whether they'd seen Fawlty Towers or not. £57.50 for adult plus booking fee, £37.50 for 12 or under child plus booking fee.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Imagine trying to explain it all to a baffled seven year old.