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Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II

Started by Benjaminos, March 10, 2020, 08:43:20 AM

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badaids

#300
November 19, 2023, 09:25:02 PM
Quote from: ollyboro on November 19, 2023, 09:12:38 PMMalcolm Tucker opening a box and seeing the message "Happy Birthday Cunt", in icing on top of his cake.

"This could be from anybody".

Yes, this line has never and will never leave me.

badaids

#302
November 19, 2023, 09:27:31 PM

I hate to say it but

"I have dyslexia..."

*gasp* "you can read minds?!"

neveragain

#303
November 20, 2023, 01:34:31 PM
Quote from: badaids on November 19, 2023, 09:27:31 PM"I have dyslexia..."
*gasp* "you can read minds?!"

What's that one from?

neveragain

#305
November 20, 2023, 07:46:06 PM
Quote from: badaids on November 20, 2023, 05:51:25 PMZoolander.

(I got the first bit wrong is "I'm bulimic").

Ha, think I prefer your version.

Bently Sheds

#307
November 21, 2023, 11:15:49 AM
Quote from: Whatever Happened To Pizza At McDonalds"This time of year is known as the Christmas Season, which is a reference to Jesus - who also went by the name of Chris."

lipsink

#308
Yesterday at 01:39:20 PM
In the Thick oF It when they find out the focus group woman is an actor:

Malcolm: "Have you seen Notting Hill, love?"
Glenn: "She's probably fucking in it!"

Probably my favourite line from the whole series.
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