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Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II

Started by Benjaminos, March 10, 2020, 08:43:20 AM

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Quote from: ollyboro on November 19, 2023, 09:12:38 PMMalcolm Tucker opening a box and seeing the message "Happy Birthday Cunt", in icing on top of his cake.

"This could be from anybody".

Yes, this line has never and will never leave me.


I hate to say it but

"I have dyslexia..."

*gasp* "you can read minds?!"



Quote from: badaids on November 20, 2023, 05:51:25 PMZoolander.

(I got the first bit wrong is "I'm bulimic").

Ha, think I prefer your version.

Bently Sheds

Quote from: Whatever Happened To Pizza At McDonalds"This time of year is known as the Christmas Season, which is a reference to Jesus - who also went by the name of Chris."


In the Thick oF It when they find out the focus group woman is an actor:

Malcolm: "Have you seen Notting Hill, love?"
Glenn: "She's probably fucking in it!"

Probably my favourite line from the whole series.