Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II

[badaids]

Malcolm Tucker opening a box and seeing the message "Happy Birthday Cunt", in icing on top of his cake.

"This could be from anybody".

Yes, this line has never and will never leave me.

[badaids]

have a good time, all the time

I prefer

"I don't know, what are the hours?".

[badaids]

I hate to say it but

"I have dyslexia..."

*gasp* "you can read minds?!"

[neveragain]

"I have dyslexia..."
*gasp* "you can read minds?!"

What's that one from?

[badaids]

What's that one from?

Zoolander.

(I got the first bit wrong is "I'm bulimic").

[neveragain]

Zoolander.

(I got the first bit wrong is "I'm bulimic").

Ha, think I prefer your version.

[Sebastian Cobb]

[Bently Sheds]

"This time of year is known as the Christmas Season, which is a reference to Jesus - who also went by the name of Chris."

[lipsink]

In the Thick oF It when they find out the focus group woman is an actor:

Malcolm: "Have you seen Notting Hill, love?"
Glenn: "She's probably fucking in it!"

Probably my favourite line from the whole series.

[Sebastian Cobb]

In the Thick oF It when they find out the focus group woman is an actor:

Malcolm: "Have you seen Notting Hill, love?"
Glenn: "She's probably fucking in it!"

Probably my favourite line from the whole series.

One of my favourite bits is where Jamie's threatening to do keyhole surgery 'with this fucking key' and he can't quite get it out in a slick motion and is fumbling around with them.

[Queen Peach]

"I'll give you a clue, you live there..."

[ollyboro]

"The police station waiting rooms are as busy as the hedgehog carvery at a gypsy wedding". - Malcolm Tucker.

Really surprised this line was broadcast.

[ollyboro]

"Did you have to wank into a cup, Graham?" - Colin, 2 Doors Down.