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Title: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 14, 2021, 11:03:29 PM
bundle in, everybody!

shoulders is expecting to lose a lot of body heat through his bald head


we mustn't let him do that so pile in everyone and smother him, all his body parts!  give him all your weight and heat!  exhale constant hot air onto his face!
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: gib on September 14, 2021, 11:22:49 PM
I once disagreed with him a thread so i hope he goes even more bald and loses 90% of his body heat, sorry if this wasn't what you wanted to hear.
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 14, 2021, 11:24:50 PM
there's room for everyone's opinions in this tent!



bring your body heat here you big gorilla.  park yourself on shoulders' torso and crush his head with your chest.  curl your own head down and pipe all your warm breath into his lungs; time your breathing out so it always matches when he breathes in
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: gib on September 14, 2021, 11:27:03 PM
fine, i'll go to 95
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 12:01:08 AM
we will help shoulders stomach survive  :)
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 12:21:43 PM
come on everybody this is a top priority
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 12:22:30 PM
we mustn't let shoulders stomach freeze through his scalp
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 03:39:24 PM
TENT STYLE CAMPFIRE SONGS FOR INSIDE TENT USE



OH PRAISE HIM
OH PRAISE HIM
OH PRAAAAAAISE HIM
OH SMOTHER HIM
OH BOIL HIM UP
OH MAKE HIM NICE AND WARM
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 03:41:01 PM
come on everyone get all the woollen things around



pack them all around his bald head





make him so comfortable






that's it really force them close
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 08:18:18 PM
that's it squash them around his lovely head



lie on top of them to keep them in place




mustn't let them spring open
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on September 15, 2021, 10:52:09 PM
What's that shoulders? I can't hear you, you're kinda muffled
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 15, 2021, 11:18:23 PM
that's it keep piping your delicious warm breath down to him
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on September 16, 2021, 03:08:15 AM
Yessir
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 11:57:39 AM
Difficult to get a good hold due to his overeager application of Bonce-O™
Title: Re: the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure
Post by: Replies From View on September 16, 2021, 04:35:27 PM
Remember:  overeager does not equal diligent.  YOU WILL FIND A WAY IN