bundle in, everybody!
shoulders is expecting to lose a lot of body heat through his bald head
we mustn't let him do that so pile in everyone and smother him, all his body parts! give him all your weight and heat! exhale constant hot air onto his face!
I once disagreed with him a thread so i hope he goes even more bald and loses 90% of his body heat, sorry if this wasn't what you wanted to hear.
there's room for everyone's opinions in this tent!
bring your body heat here you big gorilla. park yourself on shoulders' torso and crush his head with your chest. curl your own head down and pipe all your warm breath into his lungs; time your breathing out so it always matches when he breathes in
fine, i'll go to 95
we will help shoulders stomach survive :)
come on everybody this is a top priority
we mustn't let shoulders stomach freeze through his scalp
TENT STYLE CAMPFIRE SONGS FOR INSIDE TENT USE
OH PRAISE HIM
OH PRAISE HIM
OH PRAAAAAAISE HIM
OH SMOTHER HIM
OH BOIL HIM UP
OH MAKE HIM NICE AND WARM
come on everyone get all the woollen things around
pack them all around his bald head
make him so comfortable
that's it really force them close
that's it squash them around his lovely head
lie on top of them to keep them in place
mustn't let them spring open
What's that shoulders? I can't hear you, you're kinda muffled
that's it keep piping your delicious warm breath down to him
Difficult to get a good hold due to his overeager application of Bonce-O™
Remember: overeager does not equal diligent. YOU WILL FIND A WAY IN