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If You Could Send A Five Word Message To Anyone In History

Started by Dr Rock, July 03, 2022, 08:53:49 AM

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KennyMonster


Dr Rock


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Blue Jam

Quote from: Replies From View on July 03, 2022, 10:12:56 AMSomething that rhymes, I think.  I'd pick a random human name, find a thing to rhyme with it, and then fire the message at anybody with that name, without any care for whether it is relevant to their future.

eg
STAY OFF THE METH, BETH!

Paul Simon: Have you considered a rewrite?

Dr Rock


JesusAndYourBush


RetroRobot


Butchers Blind


Icehaven


Fambo Number Mive

Jimmy Saville's dad in January 1926 - avoid turbononce son, get vasectomy.

touchingcloth



touchingcloth


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Sebastian Cobb


superthunderstingcar


Armed Traffic Warden


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Quote from: superthunderstingcar on July 03, 2022, 12:24:38 PMJulius Caesar: "Look behind you Mr Caesar."

Even worse than the 5 word message they sent during the first loop.

Will all of these be screamed at the recipients by an old hag while they're on their way to the theatre?

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Replies From View


Dr Rock


touchingcloth


Dr Rock



touchingcloth


Dex Sawash


imitationleather


Video Game Fan 2000


checkoutgirl

Quote from: Dr Rock on July 03, 2022, 08:53:49 AMGary Glitter 'PC World Finds Child Porn'

Helping paedophiles evade capture is controversial these days. But it's good to have a position on it.

Ray Travez

went on holiday without cancelling the milk in May 1987

"milkman, cancel milk 'til Sunday"

should save me about £1.68 if my guessing's good