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[Captain Z]

I don't like having to type the words, but I imagine it was taken back when "rear of the year" was a thing amongst the tabloids.

[Zero Gravitas]

1. This picture is weird, it's like 80% arse to the point it looks like she is falling over but I don't remember Carol Smilie being a glamour model or whatever.

2. What is the deal with leather trousers? I've never worn any but I had a few work colleagues that have pulled them out every now and again, they don't look very comfortable but is the whole point to show off ones arse, like wearing an expensive pair of leggings, "Hi everyone, have you seen my arse today, I've squashed it into this cow skin as an affective medium for my own skin, a bit like tracing paper for cannibals and that bloke from Silence of the Lambs."

1. Carol Smillie: Winner of the 1998 'Rear of the Year' Award.

2. Yes.

[dissolute ocelot]

According to Wikipedia there was no Rear of the Year in 2020 or 2021, which I guess was COVID-related because you wouldn't want COVID-ridden farts in your face while judging. But there was also no award in 1995, or 1989-90. Were these the dark years when there were no rears in Britain? Or is it because everyone was wearing baggy jeans in 1989-90 and baggier combats in 1995 so it was impossible to ascertain who had a nice arse? Or has the nation just decided that nobody will improve on Amanda Holden and Andy Murray in 2019?

[Zero Gravitas]

I think we have seen the end of rears of the years in these deeply unsexy times.

Amanda Holden will be the eternal queen of arse in the same way Stephen Fry is the timeless prince of pipe smoking.

[TrenterPercenter]

Makes sense.

"Hi Carol, we are wondering if we could take some saucy pictures of your arse?"
"I beg your pardon! I am a wholesome TV presenter, the family friendly face of daytime DIY edutainment, not some grumble minx for bum perverts!"
"But it's the "Rear of the Year" award"
"Oh my, sorry, I didn't realise it was for such a prestigious and important award, in fact I'm honoured to be arse for Queen and country, I'll just slip into this dead skin leotard...."

[touchingcloth]

The more surprising news is that it was apparently still going up til 2019. I know that Trump was in office and grabbing all of the pussies he could around then, but I somehow still thought that RotY had been consigned to history before this millennium.

I just had an idle curiosity about whether the thing was organised by The Sun or whatever, but the actual answer on wiki is extremely deso

The award is organised by Rear of the Year Limited.

They're on Companies House and everything (https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/03212749)

Dissolved in September 2021, so I guess '19's winner is our buttock champ for eternity.

[Stonefish]

This just blurted across my screen so my other half now thinks I'm work wanking over Carol Smilie - Cheers!

Very sorry about that and anyone else that might have found it awkward. I wasn't thinking. I've stuck it behind a NSFW spoiler which I encourage everyone to view when they're next alone or with like-minded people. I agree it is a provocative photo and makes my tummy feel funny.

In answer to your other question: she very much was a glamour model!

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

dead skin leotard.

Slayer goes glam!

[PlanktonSideburns]

Bit of nostalgia for the first forums I joined in the early noughties, loads of smilies, gaudy multicoloured signatures full of gifs and images, n every1 typin lyk dis 4 sum reson

What was the forum I went on as a young little scroat where one poster has a signature that was an a4 sized photoshop of a man with his head up his arse? He was wearing a shirt and suit trousers and it was kind of pulling his trousers tight, as he hadn't pulled them down to do this?


Anyone else remember this? Maybe they all had a guy who did this

[TrenterPercenter]

Very sorry about that and anyone else that might have found it awkward. I wasn't thinking. I've stuck it behind a NSFW spoiler which I encourage everyone to view when they're next alone or with like-minded people. I agree it is a provocative photo and makes my tummy feel funny.

In answer to your other question: she very much was a glamour model!

Sorry I wasn't being a prude it was more because I use a large dual screen at the home office so the size of the image created a giant leather clad arse across my screen, with unfortunate timing for my partner to stroll in.

Alss I stand corrected - I know nothing of Carols glamour past

[Zero Gravitas]

£5 on them tearfully ordering leather trousers right now.

[Goldentony]

lucky my job allows me to have sex with big fat arses

[Stonefish]

I use a large dual screen at the home office so the size of the image created a giant leather clad arse across my screen, with unfortunate timing for my partner to stroll in.

🤣🤣🤣🍑

[Ray Travez]

I know nothing of Carols glamour past, yet

[Stonefish]

I know nothing of Carols glamour past

[Zero Gravitas]

Dual screen shify bugger, everyone knows the right one is good for nothing but grot and eastenders.

[Stonefish]

Love that avatar Zero, it looks like it's speaking your posts.

[touchingcloth]

Bit of nostalgia for the first forums I joined in the early noughties, loads of smilies, gaudy multicoloured signatures full of gifs and images, n every1 typin lyk dis 4 sum reson

They're a handy sign that you might not want to join that particular forum these days, because you still see ones with fucking obnoxious LOL gif emojis, either where it's an emoticon holding a LOL placard, or the word LOL on foot-high, revolving letters, or this prick



Just endless posts where that fucker is used more frequently than full stops. It says the word FUNNY so that you know that it's laughing rather than having a seizure.

[Ray Travez]

Love that avatar Zero, it looks like it's speaking your posts.

often find myself reading them in that voice

[Zero Gravitas]

Seems to me the best way to congratulate a user for having the best avatar would be to urinate on him.

[Goldentony]

what about an old man out for a walk style thread where a poster goes HOW DO and when you go past the thread like an old man walks past a fence with a glove on it you can reply and go HOWS DOIN

[Zero Gravitas]

On your deathbed, surrounded by all of the dogs and horses you've outlived, you'll only regret the threads you didn't start.

[Goldentony]

fondly tell my sons about the duelling "I SHIT CUM" and "I CUM SHT" threads as darkness gathers

[TrenterPercenter]

How dare you compare me to this great man! I am but a shadow in his porn bluffing greatness, I would crumble like a poor quality digestive at the first raising of Ann's eyebrow!

[Stigdu]

Is that the fella from The Human Centipede 2?

[Johnny Yesno]

Dissolved in September 2021, so I guess '19's winner is our buttock champ for eternity.

Clue's in the name. It's limited.

[Johnny Yesno]

2. What is the deal with leather trousers?

I can't believe you've never come across a fetish in your line of work. Does no one talk about them at conferences?

[TrenterPercenter]

I can't believe you've never come across a fetish in your line of work. Does no one talk about them at conferences?

eerrr I work with children and adolescents.


But yes I used to work with adults they didn't really talk to me about their sexual fetishes it was more about how they were going cope after having a stroke and mental health breakdown. I do know what fetishes are though thanks.

I'm not kink shaming, really I just thought it would be funny to write some stuff about leather trousers and bum perverts.  I guess any serious point was the causal wearing of these trousers to show off your arse whilst if you wore some skin tight shorts then it would be weird.  I've got nothing against fetishes I'm just not sure they should be forced on others.

[JesusAndYourBush]

You can see the whole photoshoot here with more photos of Carol Smillie bending over at improbable angles.
Also features Frank Skinner dropping trou, as he also won that year too.
(Why did he win? That's gotta be a joke right? What happened that year to make his arse famous?)

Click at your own risk etc.
https://www.leathercelebrities.com/photos/entry/carol-smillie-rear-of-the-year-1998/

[Ambient Sheep]

Click at your own risk etc.
https://www.leathercelebrities.com/photos/entry/carol-smillie-rear-of-the-year-1998/

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