Tonight on BBC4

[kalowski]

Fred Dibnah's Magic Bollocks (1983)
Another chance to see the former steeplejack mesmerise the local town folk by using his testicles to hypnotise farm animals. This week Fred travels to Burnley.

[buttgammon]

Great British Laybys

New 2000 part series in which Michael Portillo visits some of Britain's most scenic, historic and important laybys. In this episode, Michael dodges various pathogens at a burger van on the A5.

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[kalowski]

The Curious Orange
Fish from Marillion cooks for Phil Cool, Ruth Madoc and Princess Michael of Kent. (Explicit content)

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The Windermere Wanderers

Gripping drama about a middle-class family renting a cottage in the Lake District during the peak of the coronavirus pandemic. Guest starring Ken Loach.

[buttgammon]

Bøllokbům

The Nordic detective returns for a feature-length episode. With little hope of catching the strangler, Bøllokbům spends two and a half hours smoking and sighing in front of a nice landscape. In Faroese with English subtitles.

[idunnosomename]

Fucking a Corpse Inside Out

Andrew Graham-Dixon digs up a recently-deceased cadaver and endeavours to hammer it so hard that by the end of the programme it's totally degloved.

(AD, subtitled, signed)

[Glebe]

Trout Farming Close to Cheddar Gorge.

At 11PM join Paul Martin of Flog It! 'fame' for some farming of trouts near Britain's famous Cheddar Gorge, a hotspot for trout fishes it is said by some. It lasts fifty minutes!

[Clatty McCutcheon]

The History of Vinegar with Alan Yentob

So much of our human history is defined by our relationship with vinegar: our thoughts are dominated by how to get hold of vinegar, how to store it, and how to make sure it has that perfect pH. Who better to guide us through the chronicles of this tart condiment but Alan Yentob.

[kalowski]

Jumping Jehoshaphat
Charlie is in for a surprise when he returns home early from his holiday. Meanwhile, Hamza has a new venture to impress his friends. With Darcy Bussell.

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Classic Parkinson
(1976 S12 E3) Julie and Simon are already heavily overbudget and with the landscaping contractor pulling out at the last second it's only a matter of time before the project runs late. Can they achieve their dream of commissioning a new National Park within the confines of their 6 year old son's abdomen? May contain some upsetting scenes.

[Replies From View]

It's Edd the Duck and Here He Is!!!

Welcome "the duck with the punk teddy mohawk" once again in another repeat of this much-lauded documentary of Andy Crane and Andi Peters bitterly attempting to share a glove puppet throughout their 30 year solo careers.

[Ray Travez]

Bøllokbům

The Nordic detective returns for a feature-length episode. With little hope of catching the strangler, Bøllokbům spends two and a half hours smoking and sighing in front of a nice landscape. In Faroese with English subtitles.

I bloody love Bøllokbům!

[shlug]

The Vineyard
Join brothers Tim and Jeremy Vine as they discover the bountiful plenty of Great British wines one metric yard glass at a time.

[Ray Travez]

Fartschlinger
There've been another four murders in the picturesque German town of Bürp. Can troubled detective Oscar Fartschlinger solve the murders before he too gets murdered by the murderer? Or perhaps by another murderer who is trying to cover for the original murderer? Or just by a passer-by who fancies a spot of murdering?

[kalowski]

International netball
Live from Brisbane athletics centre.
Last in the detective series from Germany sees Gunter make a shocking discovery. (Subsequent programmes are subject to change)

[Huxleys Babkins]

The Spectre of Testes Manor

1970s adaptation of the classic horror novel, with makeup and special effects so unconvincing it's like watching kids arsing about with yogurt all over their faces.

[Glebe]

Mark Curry Goes to the Races!

Join Blue Peter legend Mark as he goes to the races!

"'Mark Curry Goes to the Dogs!' would have been a better title but I don't like dog racing," Curry told the Radio Times recently. Actually now that I think about it, 'Mark Curry: Off to the Races!' would've been a better title. Fuck it, nowt to be done about it at this stage."

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John Peel: Slowly and See
Avant-garde film composed of archive footage of the late John Peel untangling cables in the studio against a backdrop of 60's protopunk. Winner of the Guardian's Film of the Year award 2019.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Lauren Laverne's Great British Electricity Substations

[Ray Travez]

Les Cunts
A body has been found in a cellar by the Seine; it has been tortured, dismembered, set alight, put back together and dressed as a sailor, dismembered again and finally doused in acid and burned. Can renegade cop team Les Cunts wrap up the case, using their unorthodox interview technique of dangling people off motorway bridges?

[shoulders]

Age of Peen

Waldemar Januszczak explores 70 years of the penis in modern culture.

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Sex on the Beach
Marc Almond joins David Dimbleby on a journey to Blackpool.

[The Mollusk]

Grumble in the Jungle

If you go down to the woods today... Let William "Bill" Roache MBE take your hand on a guided tour of his youth through some of his top spots for finding discarded jazz mags. This week, Bill finds a trove of vintage hairy pussy in Hopwas Woods.

[GMTV]

Meades on Beads

Jonathan Meades gives a history of anal beads and how they have provided architectural design inspiration for many centuries.

[Ray Travez]

Examining the Art Soul

The Reverend Richard Coles explores religious iconography

[Sonny_Jim]

Kermode on the Khazi
Mark Kermode slowly empties out last nights digested Pizza Express whilst listing all his likes and dislikes of the film 'Black Narcissus'. 

180 minutes, subtitled including the bits where he strains and goes 'hnnnng'

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BBC Three: A Retrospect
With a well deserved return next month just around the corner, we look back on all the original programming that made BBC Three the cultural zeitgeist before its untimely demise. Running time 2m 03s.

[kalowski]

Nail It!
Cristiano Ronaldo, Robinho and Ched Evans put up a painting in their Amsterdam home.