YOU WERE A BAD BOY AT THE DOCTORS TODAY

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BAD

[the Fallen]

Yeah but it's my fucking practice and you're just the receptionist I'm sticking my boner up

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You call it your boner, I call it "the fallen".

[the Fallen]

Either way it gushes come all over the surgery then flies around at expectant mothers

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So when you say "just the receptionist" you mean "and also impacting upon all the surrounding populace of this zone"

[the Fallen]

They don't call me Dr Cockcroft just because it's my birth name and I spent years studying medicine

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They don't call me Dr Cockcroft just because it's my birth name and I spent years studying medicine

Is croft a verb?  What does it mean and why would people specifically choose it to describe your actions?

[the Fallen]

Verb

croft (third-person singular simple present crofts, present participle crofting, simple past and past participle crofted)

    (intransitive) To do agricultural work on one or more crofts.
    (transitive, archaic) To place (cloth, etc.) on the ground in the open air in order to sun and bleach it.

... so all that, but for cocks

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are you using the archaic form?