I have brought all the members of my 2-tone ska band with me to the chemist

[itsfredtitmus]

I hope that's okay

They can vouch that I'm above the age. I really want some rubbers! They're all such cheeky chappies!

[Replies From View]

Isn't WHSmiths closer than the chemist?

[itsfredtitmus]

I have broke the tool I previously used to draw straight lines and measure things! Oopsies!

[Replies From View]

Or Menzies

[itsfredtitmus]

I was nervous upon arrival but since bringing all members of my ska band (saxophone player included) I no longer have any worry. You guys make it okay! Safe sex first!

[Glebe]

I'm sorry son, but we don't serve...

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Do that dance they do in the video.

[itsfredtitmus]

Do that dance they do in the video.

you betcha! whilst encouraging suggs in his quest for rubbers even! proper mental stuff going on in that video. i'd advise against watching it - enough to make any sane man go completely dolally and BONKERS

[itsfredtitmus]

look at them go

keep on dancing my friends! gotta keep on dancing, prancing, moving, grooving

HANG ON THEYRE FUCKING STARTED AGAIN

FUCK OFF



stop that



NOW

people often say to me "get out my chemist"

[Glebe]

And what's this?! You've brought The Specials with you! You're only allowed one 2-Tone band, mate!

[danwho9]

I brought The Selecter and they made me pay for all of their prescriptions. Wankers. I thought their name implied there was only one of them.