That's all I got two, babe

[pancreas]

Do you think baldness could be accurately described in any sort of technical way as 'Hair Aids'?

[Cuellar]

Gapercack Shiter

[idunnosomename]

Do you think baldness could be accurately described in any sort of technical way as 'Hair Aids'?

yes?

[pancreas]

Lovely bloke. Wouldn't harm McFly

[PlanktonSideburns]

Nigel Haver's Craft

Try and remember this is the thread for shit posts for stuff not worth bothering with lads

Not the witty Bon Mots our clever puns thread

[PlanktonSideburns]

i mean, no sign of anyone doing that yet obviously

[PlanktonSideburns]

By which I mean that all of the previous posts have been of very low quality

Which is the point - it's fine, perfect in a way

[shiftwork2]

Longstanding and enjoyable original thread; let's hope it carries on.

[Spoon of Ploff]

link to first thread

[frajer]

Batman and Dobbin

[Cuellar]

Not the witty Bon Mots our clever puns thread

Sorry should never have posted 'gapercack shiter'

[PlanktonSideburns]

Longstanding and enjoyable original thread; let's hope it carries on.

Yea it's One of my favourites this

[Captain Z]

Shat Parp

[Dex Sawash]

Louis "The Roux" Docmaker

Films himself rendering victims and making gravy?

[The Frank Butcher]

Eleven hours of CCTV footage of Paul McCartney laughing at a cheesecake.

The first ten and three-quarter hours are patience-testingly irritating but after that it starts to become hypnotic.

[Ray Travez]

I thought of an almost-brilliant pun in a thread the other day but it wouldn't quite come together, and now I've forgotten what it was.

[idunnosomename]

Thar she blows














Thar she blows again

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I've got you to kiss goodnight

I've got you to hold my shite

[Cuellar]

Pete Seeger

Pete's eager

I don't know how to work it because in any dialogue the follow up questions make sense with Pete Seeger too e.g.

"who's playing?"
"Well Pete Seeger"
"is he?"

"I can't think of who to book, no one's interested in playing"
"Pete Seeger, surely?"
"Which Pete?"/"Pete who?"

Sort of sounds like they've just not heard of Pete Seeger

I don't know.

[The Mollusk]

Shaggy Lennox - No More "Ri Rove Rou's"

You know like how Scooby Doo talks. And the backing vocal bit goes

Scooby Dooby Doo where are

    Youuu

[idunnosomename]

Im in love with the shape of poo

[jobotic]

I'm in love with your bottom

[shoulders]

Sinn Fein Trek

[Ray Travez]

Pete Seeger

Pete's eager

I don't know how to work it because in any dialogue the follow up questions make sense with Pete Seeger too e.g.

"who's playing?"
"Well Pete Seeger"
"is he?"
 

That made me laugh, with the preceding discussion.

-I don't know who's playing
-is Roy Keane?
-not really

[Ray Travez]

-I don't know who to cast in this film
-Hugo Weaving
-No I don't

[Ray Travez]

-Who else can I cast?
-Pamela Anderson?
-I can't afford both

[Ray Travez]

-Reece Witherspoon?
-Fuck off

[Famous Mortimer]

The HP Love Raft

A pleasure cruise in a boat shaped like a brown sauce bottle, that gets attacked by elder demons.

[frajer]

LoudCloud, a new weather phenomenon in which a lone cloud of variable size hovers over localised areas and blasts ear-shattering bellows directly below it.

[Ferris]

The tea-tree of Versailles