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If You Could Send A Five Word Message To Anyone In History

Started by Dr Rock, July 03, 2022, 08:53:49 AM

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Rizla


Mr Vegetables

"More words would be handy," to inventor of time-travelling messages

Fishfinger

#92
To Samuel Pepys: front me a pint of sherry?

Fuck, that's six. Why am I eternally thwarted. And he would need a time machine and locational details. Would it even be fresh. You really have to think about stuff.






Solid Jim

Not wanting to create a paradox, I would simply send "I could have warned you" to one of the people already mentioned.

falafel


dissolute ocelot

Jesus: It's not worth it mate.

Moses: Put in something about SUVs.

Cleopatra: Defang snake, use as dildo.

Queen Victoria: Give up, open a pub.

Elvis Presley: No army, try some heroin!


Virgo76


Virgo76


willbo


Video Game Fan 2000


Cuellar


touchingcloth


Video Game Fan 2000


Cold Meat Platter


Kankurette

Julius Caesar: Don't trust Brutus, he's evil.
Michael Jackson: no sleepovers with young boys.
Sleater-Kinney: Janet Weiss is important too!

willbo


Jittlebags

A 10 year old Boris Johnson. Keep your cock in your pants and don't be a cunt.

Edit: Oops more than 5 words. Maybe just the cunt bit then.

superthunderstingcar

Quote from: Jittlebags on July 05, 2022, 09:32:41 PMA 10 year old Boris Johnson. Keep your cock in your pants and don't be a cunt.
Sadly only the first five words got through and he's spent the rest of his life trying to find out what he's supposed to keep his cock in.

Jittlebags

Quote from: superthunderstingcar on July 05, 2022, 09:34:34 PMSadly only the first five words got through and he's spent the rest of his life trying to find out what he's supposed to keep his cock in.

LOL


Mr Vegetables

Quote from: Virgo76 on July 05, 2022, 08:35:22 PMShe wasn't really unlucky though.

No, you have to send the message into touchingcloth's past; you've gone and put it into their future by mistake

Armed Traffic Warden

Emperor Nero: Ditch fiddle - use Electric guitar.



Tolkien: Give hobbits machine gun arms.



Alfred the Great: Hey handsome, invest in Bitcoin.



Conan-Doyle: Fairies aren't real you bellend.



Guy Fawkes: You were only meant to