Predator, except all the characters are clones of that one who makes pussy jokes

[Replies From View]

Awful film, but still has a solid fresh rating on that tomatoes website.  Baffling.

[Glebe]

The predator would be very confused if they were all the same. And how many Jesse Venturas are you allowed per feature presentation?

[Replies From View]

The actor's name is immaterial.

Yes the predator would be perplexed, but that would be part of it.  Part of the brilliant storyline that earns it a fresh rating on that thing, the molten tomatoes thing

[jamiefairlie]

Don't know Predator at all but 'my pussy  is soaking wet and I am unanimous in that' is what she'd say I imagine

[Replies From View]

He's just constantly cracking jokes about the medium-sized nature of different pussies, whether it is sufficiently decked out to allow Daniel Day Lewis to park a yacht inside it for a day and all these grotesque quips along these lines.

90 minutes of it, wretched.  But he's a social misfit who thinks it's cool - what can you do.  Even when he's the only character he doesn't fit in so resorts to all these remarks.

[Mr Trumpet]

"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
*Shot in the guts with a plasma blaster*

[Glebe]

How many predators are in this? And are there any robocops?

[Replies From View]

How many predators are in this? And are there any robocops?

Oh do try to stay on topic.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I tried shouting into a fanny once and nothing happened.

[Glebe]

Couple of xenomorphs wouldn't go amiss.

[Replies From View]

Couple of xenomorphs wouldn't go amiss.

It is Predator with one small detail changed.  Try to engage a modicum of brainpower for once in your life.

[Goldentony]

so everyone except predator would die half the way into it?

[Replies From View]

so everyone except predator would die half the way into it?

Well there's more existing of that one character, so some of them might survive into the final act. 

[famethrowa]

Good point, our predators need to be more sexual

[Glebe]

It is Predator with one small detail changed.

That 'small detail' being that they're all Jesse Ventura, including, absurdly the Predator itself, one assumes!

[Replies From View]

It wasn't Jesse Ventura was it?

[Glebe]

It wasn't Jesse Ventura was it?

Oh wait. Okay. He was the one that did the big laugh at it.

Okay so you got me there. Nevertheless, have you no shame?

[Replies From View]

Nope I haven't any

[idunnosomename]

lured the predator into a giant pussy giant pussy pussy pussy

and fucked him

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Oh wait. Okay. He was the one that did the big laugh at it.

Okay so you got me there. Nevertheless, have you no shame?

WRONG. The lad with the glasses tells the joke. Billy laughs, after a brief pause.

[Glebe]

WRONG. The lad with the glasses tells the joke. Billy laughs, after a brief pause.

Ah right. But this does not excuse Replies making all the characters that character.

[Replies From View]

Ah right. But this does not excuse Replies making all the characters that character.

It is what nature caused to happen.

[Glebe]

It is what nature caused to happen.

Nonsense. It is the interference of man* in forces he does not understand.

*Or in your case ostrich.

[Replies From View]

Anyway, try to just think about the premise without being so easily distracted.

[Glebe]

Anyway, try to just think about the premise without being so easily distracted.

I'm giving my entire attention to - hey look! A Predator ship has decloaked!