Worst ideas for cereal box giveaways

[Fambo Number Mive]

Celebrity used underpants. Collect the whole set and put them on Ebay for £10.

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Blood bogeys in resin.  Not even celebrity blood bogeys - just the bloke who has the resin making facilities.  Sometimes the resin doesn't seal over properly and you get a big chunk of uncured blood bogey directly in contact with your Ricycles.

[touchingcloth]

A make-your-own-cereal-box-giveaway set. The injection moulding apparatus leaves very little remaining space in the box for actual bisks and crispies.

[Sex Wax]

scabies

[fit bird]

a hotwheels

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Vouchers for glamping at Blobbyland

[Goldentony]

TIT PASTE

[Kankurette]

AIDS

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Bits of old bicycle chain with oil in them

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

a jagged metal cereal 'O'

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

TIT PASTE

La di da posh cereal version: Tit Paté

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Kebab meat

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Lenticular postcards of a crackwhore's arsehole gaping open and closed

[Goldentony]

John

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Wall walkers that are sticky silicone rubber castings of your dad's cock

THROW THEM AGAINST A PANE OF GLASS AND OBSERVE THEM SLITHERING DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF GRAVITY!

COLLECT ALL FIVE!!

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Kidney stones and there is one lucky box out there - only one - that contains an entire smoker's lung along with a photo of it being used to poison foxes

[touchingcloth]

Seven forks.

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A coalescence of olden candle wax.  blood bogen inside

[Angst in my Pants]

A Ford Tippex

< QI claxon sounds >

[Glebe]

Lucky Charms - with free used tampons! Enjoy!

[Mr Farenheit]

Are you a psychopath? Find out THIS MORNING with our free personality disorder test!

[Mr Farenheit]

Copies of case files on open murder cases.

Become a Lucky Charms super sleuth and crack the case THIS MORNING!

[Mr Farenheit]

Scott's Porridge Oats with free Stanley knife

Chib yer da THIS MORNING!

[KaraokeDragon]

La di da posh cereal version: Tit Paté

Yeah, Tit Paté is just booby dabbers for posh wankers.