beware NIGHT CRAIG

[Goldentony]

NIGHT CRAIG

[The Pink Chunk Jazz Band]

Night Craig, where you riding tonight
Night Craig, where you bound
Always trying to frighten like a person who's not around
Night Craig

[Glebe]

Heh, nice Tones! Night Craig is definitely gonna stick around!

[shoulders]

NIGHT CRAIG

Shitting bricks

[dontpaintyourteeth]

The Night Craig Before Christmas

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Poisonous Nightcraig

[dontpaintyourteeth]

The Charge of The Night Prick, Craig

[BlodwynPig]

Night Craig been seen, rather too often for comfort, passing by the elderly care home on an evening.

Night Craig eats beans in the gloaming.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Night Craig insists you pronounce his name the American (ie wrong) way

[dontpaintyourteeth]

tapping on your window in the dark going psst psst its me CREG

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hollow imprint of a remembered face is all his face can be

his skeletal fingers rasping upon the monorail
the vibrations sense his home
that way, he can stay within reach
and never stray too far

[Chicory]

Night Craig has been

Hedgehogs covered in jizz again

[KaraokeDragon]

my NIGHT CRAAAIG

the pain is getting WAIG

[Glebe]

Gonna be some sweet sounds
Comin' down
On the Night Craig

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Gonna be some sweet sounds
Comin' down
On the Night Craig

laughed

[touchingcloth]

Creg

[madhair60]

absolutely despise Night Craig.

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Night Craig has been

Hedgehogs covered in jizz again

Filled to the tips of their spines

Now just glistening globules

Their spines like the legs of waterboatmen gently teasing the water tension

Or the jizz tension to use scientific jargon in this instance.



The hedgehogs are loving it

[Chicory]

Night Craig found your trainers.  They're trainers in name only.

[Goldentony]

"anyroad , I must be off mesen" - NIGHT CRAIG

[Glebe]

Arch enemy: DAY DEAN.

[Goldentony]

IN THE WARS AT THE COMMAND OF THE MORNING PAUL, THE UNIVERSE WAS FORGED

[Huxleys Babkins]

NIGHT CRAIG: THE CRIME-SOLVING CRAIG

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'Twas the Night Before Night Craig
And all through the Night
Not a Night Craig was Craiging
Not Even a Night Craig

[dontpaintyourteeth]

NIGHT CRAIG NIGHT CRAIG NIGHT CRAIG
NIGHT CRAIG MAKES ME SEXY
NIGHT CRAIG MAKES ME MAD
NIGHT CRAIG MAKES ME RANDY
NIGHT CRAIG MAKES ME GLAD
TO BE A MAN

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NIGHT CRAIG
TOO JUICY FOR YOUR NAN
TOO FRUITY FOR YOUR DAD
TOO JUICY FOR YOUR PLANTS

NIGHT CRAIG
TOO FRUITY FOR YOUR FORKS
TOO JUICY FOR YOUR SPOONS
TOO FRUITY FOR YOUR BOOKS

NIGHT CRAIG
TOO JUICY FOR YOUR SHIRTS
TOO FRUITY FOR YOUR PANTS
TOO JUICY FOR YOUR CLOCKS

NIGHT CRAIG HAVE ANOTHER CUP OF TEA

[ImmaculateClump]

Night Craig!
Bottoms up
Night Craig!
I use his anus as a muff
Night Craig!
I substitute gash for bum
it's such good fun
I'm on a night Craig

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Night Craig, starting a fire
Night Craig, teaching us how arson is wicked
How can a light that burns so brightly
Suddenly destroy a house?
Night Craig