im steadily decreasing the cooking time of your sausages over a period of time

[itsfredtitmus]

making you ill without you realising
getting you used to uncooked pork
a flavoursome death!

[Glebe]

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If time is moving forwards (and I'm not saying it is or isn't) then how are you able to decrease these sausages' cooking times the longer you cook them.

This would somewhat explain why I am so far still alive!