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[H-O-W-L]

Remember the days when you stared transfixed glanced up at the top shelf, noticed a magazine called Shaven Ravers and thought, ugh, too weird, why would anyone buy that?  I don't.

I looked that up and it's actually a thing, but weirdly enough it seems to heavily focus on the fact the so-called ravers have been epillated. Like, them having bald foofs isn't enough. they have to focus on the fact they have been shaven. I love a bit of bald fanny as much as the next person (albeit not on myself, I prefer it trimmed rather than completely smooth) but I have never honestly conceived the idea of fetishizing the mere lack of hair down there. Very odd for a corner shop jazz mag.

[idunnosomename]

It always was a stalking horse

a great big hard dick, yes

[thenoise]

I looked that up and it's actually a thing, but weirdly enough it seems to heavily focus on the fact the so-called ravers have been epillated. Like, them having bald foofs isn't enough. they have to focus on the fact they have been shaven. I love a bit of bald fanny as much as the next person (albeit not on myself, I prefer it trimmed rather than completely smooth) but I have never honestly conceived the idea of fetishizing the mere lack of hair down there. Very odd for a corner shop jazz mag.

I remember mags in the 90s with photo shoots regularly featuring the young lady lathered up and going at her bush with a disposable razor. I guess they were just finding things for them to do in the days before they could do anything really rude.

[imitationleather]

Remember the days when you stared transfixed glanced up at the top shelf, noticed a magazine called Shaven Ravers and thought, ugh, too weird, why would anyone buy that?  I don't.

Shaven Ravers? Were they wearing white gloves, bucket hats and sticking glowsticks up themselves and stuff like that?

On that topic my friend says that when you put a glowstick up a woman's foo the light is not visible through their skin. It was disappointing for him although now he thinks about it as a grown-up with more life experience it's a bit illogical that as a drugged-up teenager he thought that might possibly happen, really.

[Bennett Brauer]

Shaven Ravers? Were they wearing white gloves, bucket hats and sticking glowsticks up themselves and stuff like that?

Heh. It's also one of Sean Connery's favourite world music albums.</crapjoke>

[H-O-W-L]

I remember mags in the 90s with photo shoots regularly featuring the young lady lathered up and going at her bush with a disposable razor. I guess they were just finding things for them to do in the days before they could do anything really rude.

See, that I can understand, there's an appeal to seeing a lady grooming, honestly, just as there's plenty of stuff of ladies in the shower or sat on the bog (and not the dirty German kind of bog-sitting lady photos) but just the fact that she has shaved seems to be the appeal of Shaven Ravers, which confuses me. Surely the amount of people aroused by the idea that a woman previously scrubbed her hair off with a bit of sharp metal and some frothy white stuff is very slim compared to the amount of people who'd like to see her actually in the act of near-lacerating her twitcher's curtains? Or perhaps I'm too narrow-minded, despite being very liberal on the nature of downtown foliage?

This is making my fucking head hurt.

[H-O-W-L]

The front pages I've seen on google seem to obsess over the fact the girls have previously shaved rather than the fact they are now hairless and enbalded on their fannies, which is a very strange Schroedinger's Clunge scenario, to me.

You can't have your fuzz and eat it.

[a duncandisorderly]

See, that I can understand, there's an appeal to seeing a lady grooming, honestly, just as there's plenty of stuff of ladies in the shower or sat on the bog (and not the dirty German kind of bog-sitting lady photos) but just the fact that she has shaved seems to be the appeal of Shaven Ravers, which confuses me. Surely the amount of people aroused by the idea that a woman previously scrubbed her hair off with a bit of sharp metal and some frothy white stuff is very slim compared to the amount of people who'd like to see her actually in the act of near-lacerating her twitcher's curtains? Or perhaps I'm too narrow-minded, despite being very liberal on the nature of downtown foliage?

This is making my fucking head hurt.

I don't get it either. I'd far rather see the lady doing summat than look at a BF. the BF's appeal is lost on me. borderline paedo, in my book. do the blokes who like BF also pretend that the lady is a schoolgirl? I've never got that either, unless it's a slightly paedo thing.

no, I prefer the garden overgrown. &, as mr connery would put it, I want the collar & the cuffs to match. 

[H-O-W-L]

I don't get it either. I'd far rather see the lady doing summat than look at a BF. the BF's appeal is lost on me. borderline paedo, in my book. do the blokes who like BF also pretend that the lady is a schoolgirl? I've never got that either, unless it's a slightly paedo thing.

no, I prefer the garden overgrown. &, as mr connery would put it, I want the collar & the cuffs to match.

Couldn't be further from paedoery for me. I've mentioned before that I'm a noncing victim myself so obviously the intimation is a bit sore, but honestly when it comes to hardwood floor versus shag carpet for me it all revolves around the balance with the rest of the person's style (since I also like shaven blokes!!!) rather than the genitals in question, if that makes sense. It's sort of like tattoos and hairstyles and jewellery. Has to be synergic, innit? Someone with a very sleek short blonde haircut wouldn't work well with a full forest of brown bush for example.

It's less bald foofs in general and more the idea that "phwoar, she has previously performed the act of shaving her foof!" that I find weird. It's not "She is bald down there!" or "She's shaving right now!".

[Huxleys Babkins]

I don't get it either. I'd far rather see the lady doing summat than look at a BF. the BF's appeal is lost on me. borderline paedo, in my book. do the blokes who like BF also pretend that the lady is a schoolgirl? I've never got that either, unless it's a slightly paedo thing.

no, I prefer the garden overgrown. &, as mr connery would put it, I want the collar & the cuffs to match.

Calm down. Women have been shaving down there, as a fashion thing, for donkey's years now. Modern swimsuit and underwear fashion is not full bush-compatible. Bald muff porn as a fetish is, like the mags themselves, the preserve of old blokes who think the average minge hasn't changed since the 1970s. But there's absolutely nothing abnormal about a bald chloe and blokes liking that.

[NJ Uncut]

*looks at thread title, looks at shaven haven discussion*

So where can I buy one

[imitationleather]

Calm down. Women have been shaving down there, as a fashion thing, for donkey's years now. Modern swimsuit and underwear fashion is not full bush-compatible. Bald muff porn as a fetish is, like the mags themselves, the preserve of old blokes who think the average minge hasn't changed since the 1970s. But there's absolutely nothing abnormal about a bald chloe and blokes liking that.

My first girlfriend thought that men who liked shaved fannies were paedos. She also reckoned that men who liked anal were gay.

She was seven years older than me but those attitudes were so much closer to my Nan's (I assume, Nan and I didn't really used to discuss that kind of stuff) generation than my own it was ridiculous.

This is what society was like in the days before absolutely everyone had seen pornography.

[bgmnts]

There is definitely something a bit off about a completely bald vagina. Same with knobs.

Obviously people can do what they want with their cock and kinge but it is weird.

[H-O-W-L]

There is definitely something a bit off about a completely bald vagina. Same with knobs.

Obviously people can do what they want with their cock and kinge but it is weird.

Realistically speaking I think the aesthetics are fine and can and usually are completely devoid of noncery, but having been through both sides of the experience I can safely say that fucking hell having everything smooth down there just feels sort of wrong. And I can't even say this is because I'm more used to hairy bits, I've gone long stretches smooth and it just never really feels right to me. We've got hair down there for a good reason.

[bgmnts]

Well i'd say practically its a fine idea but aesthetically it looks just wrong. I am probably one of the few people who finds pubic hair on a woman attractive, bit of an odd thing to be into.

[H-O-W-L]

Nah, it's far more common than you'd think. The general stigma of body hair as scary bad werewolf shit is reaaally overblown and mostly to blame on shithouse razor peddlers and wank-a-naut paparazzi. I always feel bad hearing about how Nena got shamed into shaving her pits in the eighties. Who gives a shit if someone chooses to grow out their more private body hair?

[imitationleather]

I feel I should add following my previous post that I have gone out with women featuring all the varieties of pubic hair maintenance regimes. It's always been up to them what they wanted to do with that stuff and I just go with the flow, with no preference either way. The kookiest I've encountered was a lass who used to shave hers into a love heart and dye it red. I feel I didn't appreciate the amount of effort she was putting in, which is a bit of a regret now I am old.

I've offered to shave mine off a few times but every person has refused, saying it would look ridiculous and/or disgusting. A shame, because I am a bit curious about it meself.

[bgmnts]

I feel I should add following my previous post that I have gone out with women featuring all the varieties of pubic hair maintenance regimes. It's always been up to them what they wanted to do with that stuff and I just go with the flow, with no preference either way.

I've offered to shave mine off a few times but every person has refused, saying it would look ridiculous and/or disgusting. A shame, because I am a bit curious about it meself.

Hmmmm

[the]

I've long thought that the US-led shaving attitude taskforce is more evidence of a link between genital presentation dogma and religious fundamentalism, but so far my theory has been met with scepticism

[gilbertharding]

Remember the days when you stared transfixed glanced up at the top shelf, noticed a magazine called Shaven Ravers and thought, ugh, too weird, why would anyone buy that?  I don't.

Surely this as a fetish is very, very old hat nowadays.

Shaven 'areas' have been so ubiquitous for so long that apparently the pubic louse is now an endangered species, and there is now a corresponding niche interest in ladies with flamboyantly hirsuite genitals, legs and armpits.

I mean... apparently.

[Jittlebags]

John Ruskin ran a mile when confronted by his wife's growler.

[Poobum]

Personally a fan of a neater pubular arrangement, a nice accentuation of just a damn right lovely area. I am also a man that shaves, a by product of arse hair trimming. I prefer the aesthetic of it. Since I've started I'm more confident and brimming with vivacity. Got some nice compliments on the softness of my balls. I have learnt in the most heinous way to be careful of the taintel seam however, caught it quite badly, surprised it held together and nothing fell out to be honest.

[ProvanFan]

Three back and sides and a wee bit off the top please mate

[Cloud]

Whole idea was a hoax agreed with NordVPN I reckon