Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team

[Inspector Norse]

Incredible attempt to paed it up from England there. If the umpire had done his job and called that second wide they may well have lost.

That's T20 though, some number 9 with a John Wayne stance and tree trunk arms swinging for the hills outdoes talent, technique and tactics 5 times out of 10.

[rjd2]

England need Archer in all formats really.

[Crenners]

Pato Banton going ham but Vince needs a few days in an Iron Maiden

[Crenners]

There's only one way to win this.

KOK (keep on kuntin)

[Crenners]

Nice one skip

Time for a Livingstone special 24 sixes in a row

[shoulders]

Wretched shite from England earlier.

[Crenners]

Great debut for Salt, pleased for him.

[Crenners]

Women's Ashes Test going right down to the wire. 43 needed off 48. England batters well set, 4 wickets down. Knight gone, Sciver just gone but Dunkley twatting everything in sight. It's an ODI finish.

[Crenners]

Sniffer dogs just unearthed a ziplock full of microSDs on the team bus.

[rjd2]

Hide your trundlers, your slags , your part timers, Livingstone going to pound everyone .

[rjd2]

Oh for fuck sake Liam. Time to zip up the pants now.

[Crenners]

Salt gonna fuck these boys upppp

[Harry Badger]

Fuck these whiteball paeds

[Crenners]

OK  going to bed

night cab

night peads

[rjd2]

Always liked Holder so not to bothered.

Archer though, fucking hell England need him in all formats ASAP.

[Crenners]

I feel like Archer is never really coming back. Root fucked the best bowler we've had in at least a decade.

[Inspector Norse]

Interesting captaincy from Moeen not to give the spinners their full allocation when they were going at less than six an over and instead "unleash" his pace bowlers and see the Windies go chicken jalfrezi. Seems to be this unwritten rule in T20s that you don't bowl the spinners at the death even though statistics show they're no more likely to get tonked than the quicks.

[shoulders]

Liam Livingstone has currently scored more than 1/3rd of his T20i runs in one innings, outside of which he averages something like 12. Needs to be delivering a bit more.

[dontrunyoullfall]

If Archer is ever fit to play again he should only return on condition that Root will not be captain.

[Cuellar]

GILES GONE

[shoulders]

SILVERWOOD GONE

Almost like Harrison has selected Survival Mode.

Whole lot of the cunts need to go

[Crenners]

Bye bitch

Now root f off

[Kankurette]

I feel like Archer is never really coming back. Root fucked the best bowler we've had in at least a decade.

Was the bowler legal?

[Harry Badger]

I'd be amazed if Jofra ever bowls another red ball.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/cricket/england-jofra-archer-elbow-injury-26121039

[Inspector Norse]

THORPE GONE

It's carnage on a Downing Street scale

[shoulders]

Harrison or gtfo

[shoulders]

Crocking Archer though... just shitting all over the crown jewels there.

I wanted to see bullets passing through skkullzz down under but instead we got the medium pace boys and Buttler dozing off.

[iamcoop]

The fact Harrison remains is fucking laughable.

Hope you enjoy your bonus eh Tom?

Get fucking graved lad.

[shoulders]

Langer in? Be a weird one but our paeds need psycho battery correction

LICKTHESHITOFFTHESHOEEEEEE

NO

DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT

[shoulders]

Bury the beds