Three Cheers For Darrell!

[butnut]

OK then. Have they just nicked the joke then?

(PS - this thread is turning into a CC one! Such is the influence of Darrell the master)

[Ambient Sheep]

OK then. Have they just nicked the joke then?

Probably.  :-)

[Darrell]

You're all very quite good y'know yes.

[morgs]

Hooray for Darrell!  He responded!  Hooray again!

[butnut]

Darrell, earlier tonight:

[morgs]

Darrell, earlier tonight:

Think I actually pissed myself laughing at that butnut!

[Crazy Penis]

I think it's best for everyone if I just joined in with the "hip hip's" and "hooray's" as my creativity skills leave a lot to be desired.

[Cerys]

Hurray!

Oh ... am I too late...?

Rats, write a song about the lady.

Ooh, all excited now....

[Utter Shit]

[Rats]

Cerys

cerys
welsh rare bit
who do sit
in wheely chair
cos gammy leg
it sez so
she are though
still skipping in my heart
showing creamy lady parts
she brown bread
you're just white bread
I sez so
it is said
you crustless
she not bustless
I'm not lustless
for cerys
my beautiful loaf

Sorry, you turned into a loaf of bread by the end, I was tapping it out whilst eating a sandwich

[9]

erm, I don't mean to sound shocked but that song is brilliant. You sir, are a genius.

[Rats]

Yes, you're right, I think the thread title should be changed to "fuck the spod, rats is where it's at, post your appreciation here"

[sore bottom mum]

[Rats]

I think you'll find that's spidermans back.

[sore bottom mum]

ahhh... there's a real sense of 'community' tonight!

BACK

[sore bottom mum]

Whose back?

[sore bottom mum]

Jean-Pierre's back

[ccab]

has he been anywhere special?

[butnut]

Oh no - I'm going to be singing Rats' Cerys song all day now. Well done.

[mook]

Hehe, that's lovely Rats. Not a patch on the King Mob Vs The Fridge though ;-)

[Pinball]

I'd just like to say I think we're all great, and CaB is one of the best sites & forums (fora?) on the Intercomputerwebnet.

[Almost Yearly]

Well don't. What do you think would happen if we all just said what we'd like to say?


Gazeuse for one is much better than Darrell anyway :-)

[TraceyQ]

That's unfair. You can't compare the two. Darrel is some tall interwebmong who is generous and knowledgeable and takes no shite and Gaz is our very own Tom Good, chomping on his home-grown butternut squash and mucking out the pigs while composing a tune on his kazoo.

To compare them would be like comparing chocolate to nachos smothered in refried beans. Both wonderful, but very, very different.

[Almost Yearly]

You're the worst, with your mulleted ways.

[TraceyQ]

You better believe it.

[Almost Yearly]

Your chocolate and refried beans have gone and reminded me of this again...

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough...Tall man

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

[Pinball]

It's funny trying to work out the personalities of people you've never met. A very creative process for sure, but I suspect not very accurate ;-)

Darrell's great IMO. Shares loads of stuff, hugely knowledgeable, and passionate about comedy.

[Almost Yearly]

Thing is, he got the Comedy Chat Blue Ribband for last year, didn't he. So he knows we love him.


Sod it, I'll start a Characatures of Whores thread. Been thinking about it anyway, lately.

[Morrisfan82]

...what?

[Cerys]

<song an ting>

My keyboard is swimming with heartfelt tears of joy.  And as soon as I get to a machine that has speakers, I'll probably drown that, too.  SNG, you're dumped.