Have you ever actually pissed through someone's letterbox?

[Ciarán2]

Well?

[Marvin]

Yes, but only outwards. The wait for the toilet to be free was unbearable so it seemed the best place to go.

[sinned]

Yes

[Jim Burton]

I've ejaculated on a blind woman's cat. Does that count?

[Glebe]

Yeah, through my own letterbox.

Oh shit, what have I done?!

[Why I Hate Tables]

Pissed through your own letterbox?

[The Boston Crab]

By 'letterbox' he means 'shared office pigeonhole'.

By 'pissed' he means 'shat'.

[Glebe]

Pissed through your own letterbox?

Yes, I was trying to put out a small doormat fire not really.

[Adrian Brezhnev]

Yes, my ex-employer.

It didn't help though... they still owe me a lot of money. I did feel better afterwards though, and indeed somewhat relieved.

[butnut]

Christ, Adrian, your post has just made me remember the one time I have pissed through a letterbox.  A friend at school worked in a shoe shop and got something really shit like £1.60 an hour (pre-minimum wage days). When he finally left the job we got quite pissed in the pub opposite the shop and after closing time took it in turns to piss through their letterbox, as a form of revenge.

Ten years later, I am of course ashamed of my behaviour, but at least I can claim to have been a proper whore, and pissed through a letterbox.

[The Region Legion]

My letterbox is about 3/4th up the door so I'm safe from reprisals should I choose to go on some sort of ill-advised rampage of urinating through post chutes.

How many could you do in one go? I suppose as a man it's kind of got to only be one, unless you have excellent bladder control. Or could you drink water on the way to the next house?

[wheatgod]

My letterbox is about 3/4th up the door so I'm safe

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