My eye hurts

[sick as a pike]

Ow.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Only my jap's eye. That'll teach me to not film myself shoving pencils and batteries down there.

[slim]

So does mine, I've got a headache from lack of sleep and it's affecting my eyes.

i voted YES.

[El Unicornio, mang]

I had something in my eye this morning but thankfully it seems to be gone now.

[zozman]

My left eye is a bit weepy.  My right one is OK though.

[mook]

I don't know how to answer. I've got a twitch in my left eye which I don't want to touch after going through the toilet paper this morning*. So I suppose I'll have to vote no then won't I.


*five handwashes and a shower and a half later I still feel like a leper.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

*five handwashes and a shower and a half later I still feel like a leper.

Do you have OCD?

[trotsky assortment]

My right one felt a bit sore the other day.  No idea what that was.  Seems okay now.

[mook]

*five handwashes and a shower and a half later I still feel like a leper.

Do you have OCD?

Didn't you read what I said? I put my fingers right through the toilet paper after having a pooh, a nasty stilton and read wine pooh. Think about that for a minute or two before you mock me. Damn you.

[Captain Crunch]

If you were posh spice you'd be washing your face with your own piss.  Count your blessings.

[sick as a pike]

I feel a paternal pride swelling, as people from  far and wide, from all walks of life, cunt and not-cunt alike, gather by the blue camp (now then!) fire to discuss ocular discomfort.  
Perhaps I should expand on my own.  I seem to have an infection of my right eyelid.  Of course some will be saying "now look, you irrelevant, minge-footed Cretan, that's hardly your eye then, is it?!"  And perhaps adding "WANKER!"  They'd be right, but in the spirit of encouraging debate I thought it better to throw the goalposts wide.  I have self-prescribed chloramphenicol from an old bottle. "Discard after five days"!  Fuck you, Reckitt Benckiser!

[sproggy]

Why Aye My Eye Cry.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

*five handwashes and a shower and a half later I still feel like a leper.

Do you have OCD?

Didn't you read what I said? I put my fingers right through the toilet paper after having a pooh, a nasty stilton and read wine pooh. Think about that for a minute or two before you mock me. Damn you.

Sorry my eyes are too sore to read proper.

[zozman]

Is the infection on the outside or the inside of your eyelid?  The inside would be the worst thing in the world ever.

[sick as a pike]

The outside edge of the top right eyelid.  Looks like mild Blepharitis, according to Doctor Internet.

Oh sorry, forgot where I was for a moment: YOU CUNT!

[zozman]

Fuck you.  Look, you're the one with the hideous disease.  Oh, you can't look because of your plague-ridden face.

love you

[actwithoutwords]

STOP THIS PERSONAL THREAD HELL

I voted no

[sick as a pike]

It's hotting up- is the forum winning thread going to be about shit, or my eye?  Shit, I'd say.

Incidentally and not remotely connected to anything- does anyone else think that Tess Daley and Vernon Kaye look like swingers who unexpectedly turn up to a sex party ("oh, we should invite them I suppose, but they won't bother") and everyone else turns the lights off and hides behind the sofa?

[slim]

Did you mayhaps get shit in your eye, you dirty little shit-eater, you?

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Mine actually does. Fucking contact lens cunt.

[Gazeuse]

What's that smell???

Oh...It's your EYE!!!

You dirty bastard.

[Cerys]

Both of my eyes hurt.  I've just read a certain rather long thread in GD.  Ouch.

[weekender]

Which one?

[Cerys]

Speaking its namenimmynimmy would only give it power.

[columbay]

Look, if you've got something against the Awfully Big Cricket Thread, then come out and fucking say it. I'm sick of all this bitching.

[Cerys]

Chortle.

[sproggy]

Have you tried live maggots Pikey?

They have amazing healing powers.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

How do they hold the stethoscope? They have no hands.

[sproggy]

Ultrasonics innit.