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Custom greeting suggestions

Started by Barry Admin, November 26, 2021, 05:58:24 PM

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Barry Admin

At the minute I've got a thing installed that lets me give a custom message to people during different times of the day - it's those messages you see when you click your avatar at the top left of the screen.

I'm rubbish at coming up with things like this though and it's fun when you folks submit them.

So the format is that it goes: custom greeting, comma, username.  e.g. "Quick, before the momentum, Barry Admin"

Feel free to suggest some more in this thread.



shiftwork2

Smerky let plekry isn't immortalised anywhere else and is a splendid warning about alcohol and keyboards, as well as being splendid.

Crenners

Feel like pure shit just want, username, back.

Barry Admin

Quote from: Crenners on November 26, 2021, 06:10:52 PMFeel like pure shit just want, username, back.

Can't add stuff after the username.  It needs to be: custom greeting - then a comma and the username gets appended to the end. So only "Feel like pure shit just want, username" would show here I'm afraid.

Fambo Number Mive

"Someone's got to lead the troops, username"

"You plonker, username"


Alberon

"Shut UP! Fuck OFF! username"

Though that might come across as a tad hostile...

popcorn


popcorn

Shipman, West, Sutcliffe, username

shoulders


purlieu

Shame about the comma, otherwise we could have I BAMLEM USERNAME for old time's sake.

You've lost the news, username.

Butchers Blind


The Mollusk

I hear you're a racist now, username

DrGreggles

Hello username. Welcome to CaB. Hope you like it here.

PS You're a cunt

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

You don't deserve a custom greeting, username.

Butchers Blind

He's known as 'that cunt' to his friends, but you know him as, username

Famous Mortimer

Ferris is not as good a poster as username

JesusAndYourBush


Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Oh Lordy it's, Username

IT'S...Monty Python's Flying, Username

LET THE MAYHEM COMMENCE, Username

Quote from: Crenners on November 26, 2021, 06:10:52 PMFeel like pure shit just want, username, back.

What about
Feel like pure shit just want you back, username
?

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth


Kelvin

Pledge yourself to us, username.

Don't make this weird, username.

We'll notice you eventually, username.

The Ombudsman


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I have passed your details onto Scotland Yard's Nonce Squadron, <username>

Jittlebags

For you <username>, ze var is over.

The Ombudsman

For all inquiries please contact, username

He said the only person he knows of with that trouser affliction was, username

Our survey said, username

I'm with stupid >>>>, username

OK, stopping now I promise.


Mister Six

Welcome to CaB, home of Mister Six and other, less talented and interesting posters, username

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Ron Ron, Ron Ron Ron Ron, Ron Ron Ron Ron, Ron Ron, <insert username>

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

btw this thread is making me click my profile picture just to see what the greetings are. Great feature, Barry, I'm loving it so far!

madhair60

Why not check out madhair60's posts, [username]