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Loans the Clown

Started by the Fallen, January 13, 2022, 01:26:21 PM

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Glebe

The block of flats where Loans lives. The floor Loans lives on. The wall of the balcony near the stairs. The following is written in what looks like blood and indeed is blood:

LOW INTEREST RATES
LOW INTEREST RATES
LOW INTEREST RATES
LOW INTEREST RATES

poo

I bet Loans drives a BMW 316i

Glebe

"Please, don't kill me!"

"You pay up on time or you get a visit from us!"

Another victim of the Loans Clown Gang.

Glebe

There's a new kid on the block: Car Insurance the Jester.

Glebe

Loans is boasting about his "low APR rates" to Lennie the Lion. "Nobody else will listen mate, even the strongman's gotten bored of me lending offers. He's a bit thick actually, isn't he? I forgot I'm talking to a lion you won't answer. Here have another cutlet."

Glebe

"Come on Loans, it was only twenty quid! When you said 'Failure to make payments in time may result in penalties', I thought you meant financial ones!"

"Well you were wrong. Break his legs, boys."