The King, King Charles, has Cancer

[madhair60]

please make only respectful comments at this challenging time for our nation.

that said,

M O R T I S

[idunnosomename]

lol

[pandadeath]

King of Cancer

[imitationleather]

Never even got to be on a sodding banknote.

[Junglist]

bank holiday wahey

[Ambient Sheep]

Linky-poo here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68208157

[Jittlebags]

God Save The Royal Ringpiece

[touchingcloth]

They're like buses - you wait 70 years, then two cunts along at once.

[imitationleather]

He was the greatest King in living memory.

[Ferris]

there is a god

[Blinder Data]

the type of cancer has not been revealed, though we know it's not prostate cancer.

hmmmm. doesn't bode well

[imitationleather]

the type of cancer has not been revealed, though we know it's not prostate cancer.

hmmmm. doesn't bode well

Sick fucks who are hoping this is going to be terminal were no doubt dancing a jig once they heard it wasn't prostate cancer.

[katzenjammer]

Has the queue started yet?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

the guardian misreported

his royal highness has crabs, crabs

[Enzo]

time to start collecting those stamps before they change again to William the Bald

[Junglist]

We should all get a free pair of those apple cuntgoggles so we can have 50 mixed reality feeds of his funeral beamed into our eyeballs

[touchingcloth]

Frederick III died an awful, wretched death from cancer. Hope Chas doesn't suffer what his great great great great great great uncle did, it would break Phil's heart (which is what happened to his great great great great great great uncle's son, the ol' Kaiser) xoxoxoxox

[Butchers Blind]

Dead soon.

[Blue Jam]

the type of cancer has not been revealed, though we know it's not prostate cancer.

hmmmm. doesn't bode well

Urinary issues and the prostate turned out not to be the cause? A prostate procedure that involves a camera going up the old chap? My guess would be bladder cancer, and no, it doesn't bode well.

Really bloody sure that Wills and Kate are with the divorce lawyers now, trying to figure out how to make Diana 2.0 go away as quietly as possible before Wills finds himself a Camilla 2.0.

[TrenterPercenter]

Urinary issues and the prostate turned out not to be the cause? My guess would be bladder cancer, and no, it doesn't bode well.

Yep think you are on the money here. Can last a while with bladder cancer though as long as it hasn't spread too far.

[imitationleather]

Cannot wait to read what Liz Jones makes of all this.

[lauraxsynthesis]

At least he got his massive expensive coronation, the prick. Inshallah he'll be the last monarch. All the Windsors in the bin.

[imitationleather]

Maybe that special ointment he had to put on during the coronation was carcinogenic?

[TrenterPercenter]

Really bloody sure that Wills and Kate are with the divorce lawyers now, trying to figure out how to make Diana 2.0 go away as quietly as possible before Wills finds himself a Camilla 2.0.

Reckon put the cat amongst the pigeons and he starts boffing Camilla as soon as sausage claws taps out.

[Blue Jam]

At least he got his massive expensive coronation, the prick. Inshallah he'll be the last monarch. All the Windsors in the bin.

Imagine waiting 70 years to become King only for this to happen. Bit of a pisser, if you'll pardon the image.

We could have three different monarchs in three years. This is the Tory leadership farce all over again.

[Cuntbeaks]

"He's got cancer of the bumhole..."

[badaids]

Bum de ghost bum de ghost carolus habet cancer

[Blue Jam]

Reckon put the cat amongst the pigeons and he starts boffing Camilla as soon as sausage claws taps out.

Camilla ain't gonna give up the crown that easily either. She's probably browsing Amazon for strap-ons already.

[jobotic]

Not happy about this. As someone who has prostate trouble fairly regularly it worries me. If this can happen to God's Representative what could happen to me.

Why couldn't he have got sausage cancer? Then I'd join in with the festivities.

[The Mollusk]

When you think about it the monarchy is kind of like a cancer