PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[BlodwynPig]

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[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Who's going to start the new one, then?

[Tony Tony Tony]

Let's end this one with the most phwoaaaarsome 58 year old in the UK... Vorders



She could give me an a,e,i,o or a u anytime.

[Tony Tony Tony]

They would all be asking for a big one from the top by the time etc.

[kalowski]

Reminds me of the joke in Viz about Vordeman hiding the letters up her bum and vagina.
The contestants had to ask for a bowel or a cuntsonant

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Who's got the minerals?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

There's two big elephants in the room here.

[idunnosomename]

awoooga those bazingas on that hot mama! hubba hubba!

sorry is this frowned upon now

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I like her only for her maths.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Who's got the minerals?

To point out that there is nothing at all attractive about a woman who has voluntarily chosen to make herself look like Max Wall with the severed heads of two of the typical boys ( not girls) of CaB up her jumper?

Sorry, but I've always thought that Ms. vorderman's decision to cartoonify  herself that way was not the wisest thing for her to do.

[Chedney Honks]

The next thread should be called 'The Human Condition'.

[BlodwynPig]

To point out that there is nothing at all attractive about a woman who has voluntarily chosen to make herself look like Max Wall with the severed heads of two of the typical boys ( not girls) of CaB up her jumper?

Sorry, but I've always thought that Ms. vorderman's decision to cartoonify  herself that way was not the wisest thing for her to do.

I'm sure she is crying into her all bran this morning after reading that. Well done.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Coo, does Carol Vorderman read CaB, and, specifically the H S Art Thread?
*waves* Alright , Missus! I used to really fancy you back in the day when you looked like a cross between Susan Sarandon and a history teacher at my school![nb]good looking feller, he was !!!!![/nb]
Please don't cry though. I'm sorry for saying that nowadays you look like you've been built by Dr. Frankenstein made with the highest Genevan precision to the Robert Crumb detail, honest, I really am.

[ImmaculateClump]

They're all obsolete units surrounded by hail by the time I've finished with them.

[JamesTC]

She's still got her replacement beat.