Generation Game Rounds Designed to Make Aunt Enid do Filthy Motions

[Average Comedy Enjoyer]

Tonight we'd like you to have a go at milking a cow!

And then you're going to ride a rocking horse to the William Tell Overture!

And then you'll try making a candlestick out of wet clay on a potters wheel!

And then you're going see how fast you can grate a carrot with your teeth!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Its Noels House Party and Noel (you're a Noel) must polish his door knob really hard to make sure that when Vicki Michelle turns up she's gazing upon a dustless noelknob

[Average Comedy Enjoyer]

It's a GOTCHA though, and when the doorbell rings and you look through the peephole, a quarter pint of gunge arcs into your face.