i just dropped my signed photograph of gregg wallace in a bucket of danish cum

[Video Game Fan 2000]

anybody got any tongs?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Extracting a signed photo from a bucket of spaff doesn't get tougher than this.

[Vodkafone]

[peers in] Swedish that, mate.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

[peers in] Swedish that, mate.

ill kill that blasted shopkeeper

[dontpaintyourteeth]

[peers in] Swedish that, mate.

laughed

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

He won't like that. His Mad Max Skeleton-style jaw is far from watertight.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

He won't like that. His Mad Max Skeleton-style jaw is far from watertight.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to cum. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence
-Gregg Wallace

[Midas]

siphon off the guvnor immediately

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

Do not, my friends, become addicted to cum. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence
-Gregg Wallace

At least do what Sandi Toksvig does and dilute it with cherry coke.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

honkin' on bobo
-sandi toksvig

[Fambo Number Mive]

My advice is to use a straw to drink the cum, then you will be able to see where your photo is. You'll also be able to compare the taste of danish cum to the taste of british cum, or "the best of British spunk" as Winston Churchill used to call it.

[Russ L]

Danish bacum
Danish bacum
Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yum