Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes

[the midnight watch baboon]

"All hail," quips a Rodney reject from a pale imitation of the OFAH hotel dinner horror cash in thing, now a director/star of his own line of British piss porn, "the golden BATH!"

[pancreas]

Desolation: The Malignant Seven.

It is time, batwings.

[shoulders]

Your son Larval Trauma Flashbacks gets into the nearest bin. You tut as it is the plastic recycling one, not even suitable. Typical of him to waste the bin men's time.

[Glebe]

Your son Larval Trauma Flashbacks gets into the nearest bin. You tut as it is the plastic recycling one, not even suitable. Typical of him to waste the bin men's time.

Superb. Welcome to the H S. Art family Larval!

[touchingcloth]

Your new favourite drink is a pint of slippery nipple.

[Glebe]

Secluded at a shabby twathouse.

[Glebe]

John Torode curls out a stinker on a Masterchef counter.

[Catalogue of ills]

You alone can tell your identical twin sisters apart - from the taste of their piss.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Caught dragging a toppled apple tree in front of an old folks' home.

[shoulders]

Someone please make new Desolation thread

[Ferris]

Someone please make new Desolation thread

The deso continues...

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=92870

[new thread]