HS Art Olympics

[Ferris]

I think it's time we started planning. Summer is just around the corner.

[selectivememory]

Reckon I've got a good chance at medalling in the bum-off this year. Been training really hard.

[Midas]

We must extend the testing for performance-enhancing drugs to those hawk-eyed bastards on the judging panel

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I think it's time we started planning. Summer is just around the corner.

more like LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE is just around around the corner because we're old

[Senior Baiano]

Just can't forget that infamous photo of glebe shaking hands with Hitler at the Berlin HS Art olympics

[Fambo Number Mive]

Looking forward to the opening ceremony with Captain Tom and Paddington

[Cleveland Steamer]

frozen piss javelin
speed crabbing
arsery
paedatholon
horse dance
bisexualthon
horse boarding
curling

[Cleveland Steamer]

gristling
pene fencing
embalming
cunt slalom
garyball

[frajer]

Right, 100 laps around the demolished spa to warm up

[seepage]

We've got the new live-action Wimblewrong 2024 to worry about before this

[shoulders]

Throwing a discus but when it flies into the air the anus of the air opens and it disappears inside the air's anus.

[Theoretical Dentist]

Has the logo been decided yet? It'll be hard to improve on the one for the 2012 HS Art Olympics:

[frajer]

Hop, Skip and Pump

You hop, you skip, you drop your guts.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Sign me up for the 100m gribble.

[Bum Flaps]

Did the organizing committee decide whether to include the 4x400m belming relay this year?

[frajer]

I've inserted a javelin into my anus.

Where do I pick up my medal?

[Fambo Number Mive]

As you've stuck a javelin up your anus
I'll fetch the suitcase (of sporting medals) from the van.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Had the Ask Aubrey subforum deleted in order to make room for the HS Art Olympics® Fan Village™ in association with Halfords Autocentre and Cornish Bakehouse. It's what sick as a pike would have wanted.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Returning for this year's events, the ever controversial Four Man Bastard.

[Ferris]

Returning for this year's events, the ever controversial Four Man Bastard.

We're still seeking a fourth for Team Ferris if anyone is interested?

We're also seeking a third and a second.