Wimblewrong 2023 Final - Cerys vs TheGingerAlien

[selectivememory]

A great final worthy of the tournament. Loved your work, TGA, especially your first return. But Cerys has played a blinder here, and so for that reason, my vote has to go to Ferris.

However, given he's not here to cash in on any votes in his favour, I'll go with Cerys.

[touchingcloth]

An absolutely brilliant final, with both players posting easily some of my all time favourite shots.

Cerys dominated the match, though, with her second and third shots being in close contention for shot of the tournament, and so I am also voting for Ferris.

[Small Man Big Horse]

A great match for sure, but the spoof of the Radio Times won it for me, so Cerys.

[PlanktonSideburns]

ging

[Spoon of Ploff]

Cerys got stronger as the match went on.

[hamfist]

Cerys, it's H.A.N.S wot diddit

[KaraokeDragon]

Great effort from both, for me Cerys just about sealed it with her final shot. STRONG final💪💪 💪

[Fambo Number Mive]

Close but Cerys

[badaids]

Last one nearly clinched it but Cerys.

[Vodkafone]

Still Cerys, despite a valiant showing by TGA.

[Fishfinger]

Cerys, just. H.A.N.S is a beauty.

[Clive Dogshit]

Great matchup, last two in particular were wicked but can't deny HANS is a work of art, CERYS

[Mr Farenheit]

Cerys was most consistent overall. Paedo Times best of the match for me.

[superthunderstingcar]

I too love H.A.N.S. but I also think TheGingerAlien made a superb second shot with The A.N.D.R.E.W. System, so I'm voting for the intergalactic fugitive.

Shot of the tournament still Cerys's Cluedo shot in the semi-final.

[touchingcloth]

One of the most satisfying WimbleWrong tournaments I can remember, I should say. Not a stinker of a shot among the lot, at least once we do the sensible thing of discounting Ferris' entries.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

TheGingerAlien

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Cerys

[BlodwynPig]

cerys

[pancreas]

Same as the others: Cerys for H.A.N.S

[selectivememory]

Voting is closed, and I can now reveal that the Wimblewrong champion of 2023 is... Cerys!!

A richly deserved title. She played a stunning tournament from the first match through to the final, which she's won 15-3. Congrats also to our runner-up TheGingerAlien for a superb tournament, and for playing their part in a cracking match here.

And of course, huge thanks to everyone who either took part or voted in this year's competition.

Right, I think that's it. Come pay your respects to your new champion. Hooray for Cerys!

[touchingcloth]

Yah boo sucks to the Lionesses, three cheers for the Bionic Asses.

[TheGingerAlien]

Hooray for Cerys!

Absolutely top notch wimbling - I was ready to tap out after the Stuart Hall one... Not sure how I even got three votes here, but I am most grateful - DM me bank details so we can square up!

Thanks to all viewers, voters and fellow wrongers. Massive thanks to @selectivememory for keeping us all on track and herding the 'wanking baboons' this year.

Congrats again to @Cerys!! Very, very well deserved and was an absolute pleasure to have my arse handed to me in the wimble arena.

[Cerys]

Thankyou to ... well, everyone.  Special mentions go to selectivememory for running things; all my opponents (billyandtheclonasaurus, I hope you're doing okay); those who voted for me (your cheques are written and awaiting postage); and last but not least TheGingerAlien for being my truly wonderful dancing partner in our first Final.  I love you all.

[Cerys]

And now there's a delayed 'fucking hell!  Woohoo!  Twenty years and it finally happened!'

I'll shut up now.

[Mr Farenheit]

Congratulations to Cerys a worthy winner and an historic victory

[KaraokeDragon]

Congratz Cerys

Jesus, what a tournament. Actually quite emotional now.

[touchingcloth]

Ferries

[TheGingerAlien]

And now there's a delayed 'fucking hell!  Woohoo!  Twenty years and it finally happened!'

It's the stuff of dreams!! Netflix doc forthcoming, surely?

[Cerys]

Only if it's a docudrama and someone else plays me.  And you.  And everyone else.

Willem Dafoe, for preference.

[Dr Trouser]

A worthy winner, congrats Cerys! Also as usual a big thanks to whichever poor sod takes it upon themselves to organise this, big kiss for selectivememory.