Imagine being called Wayne

[Vodkafone]

Imagine it though, someone comes up to you, Hiya mate what's your name? 'Wayne'. Haha, good one mate, good one, I like that, no but really what's your name? 'Wayne'. Oh-hoh! Got a live one here have we, like a joke do yer, here walks the bantosaurus is it, blimey, no but all joking aside what's your actual name? 'Wayne'. Alright, no need to be a prick about it mate fucking hell, just asking a polite question christ. Imagine it.

[seepage]

Yes, either you're in IT, your favourite band is the Foo Fighters, and you insist on being called a Senior Project Manager, or you're the junior trainee painter & decorator who really really must do a smelly shit in the customer's downstairs loo as soon as you arrive each day

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

No Wayne. Yes Wayne, Ted, my excellent friend.

[Russ L]

Wayne Kerr.

Read it a few times out loud and you'll get the joke.

[Theoretical Dentist]

In the future the Pope will be called Wayne. Think about that.

[The Dog]

Doing it now.

[The Dog]

Done.

[shoulders]

Alan Yentob running dry

[Captain Z]

Could be worse. Could be Dwayne.

[jobotic]

It isn't hard to do

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Codename: Waynus

[dissolute ocelot]

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynnne

nah

[Glebe]