Jay Leno's I'm A Cunt

[shoulders]

Whoaaa momma, look at that car!
That automobile

Listen to that

-Purring like a bitch in heat!

Check out my grraaajjjje

*Huge chin*

I like to keep these babies gleaming, don't I, Paydro?

*Brown seasonal worker nods*

Now it's time to meet one of my many celebrity pals - all Men!

It's Michael Bolton, I see you still got that long hair gwon orn?

That ain't a Bolt-On though, it's yerh real heeeeyah

Michael Bolton: *chiselled gurning face of years*

Shall we go for ride?

Michael: Yes Jay. Let us do that.

Whoaaa this baby, she looks demure but boy, has she got game.

*Grey hair tousles in the wind*

It's a goddamn Boogatti

Aww yeah, I'm gonna cum!!!

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

(Michael Bolton, snags giant forehead on car door with result he looks exactly like a Klingon).

[Sonny_Jim]

What's that behind the wheel of that McClaren F1?

Yooooge Chin

EDIT:  Bill Hicks's ghost enters the thread, eats a dorito and leaves

[Ferris]

Jerry Seinfeld: *thinks* im going to do exactly this