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That's all I got two, babe

Started by pancreas, March 03, 2022, 01:50:51 AM

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Cuellar

Stephen Spielberg's Manky Prostate, to the tune of 'Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles'

The Mollusk

Ku Klux Glans. Like the regular KKK in every way except their hoods are shaped like bellends.

Ferris


frajer


Cuellar


Ray Travez


Ray Travez

"Dear Mariella, why are the soles of my feet hairy?"

frajer

A cow using a suspended frozen Sylvester Stallone for boxing practice while a stocky farmer growls "Come on Bessie! That all you got, ya bum?"

Ray Travez

Something about wanting a Nike air sole. Complete air sole. What a massive air sole. Or something

jobotic

Do you like peanuts and lager?
And getting caught in the rain?









Apologies if The Grumbleweeds or Eddie Large or someone like that already did this

pancreas

Shitting on the Dock of the Bay

Captain Z

Old Mother Hupboard went to the cubbard

famethrowa


FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY
Bill Burr sings the songs of Billy Corgan

Pink Gregory

Bugsy Malone except a randomly chosen background extra has a real gun, with bullets.

shoulders

Begbie the Biggest Dog in the World


frajer


Bum Flaps

Carphone Whorehouse

or

Carphone Werewolf

you decide!

frajer

Quote from: Bum Flaps on April 09, 2022, 01:25:06 AMCarphone Whorehouse

or

Carphone Werewolf

you decide!

Christ imagine if you got the wrong one though.

Came in for some casual sex but I'm cursed forever nowwwwwww

Fr.Bigley

Old Harold Shipmans cave featuring the petrified remains of his OAP's

famethrowa

Harry Potter and the Half-Assed Prince

Cuellar


PlanktonSideburns


Fr.Bigley


Catalogue of ills

Luniz feat. Clive Tyldesley - I Got Clive On It

Ray Travez

Comprehensive list of everyone who has died so far


wosl


frajer

Punching above your bait

To be said to a fisherman upon making an extraordinary catch

Fambo Number Mive