Coprophile's Moviebook

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A Shite at the Opera
The Italian Jobby
Shitanic
Reservoir Logs
Mary Poopins
Shitizen Kane

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The Turd Man
Shatman
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

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Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang

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From Here to Shiternity

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Angel Shart

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Stool Running

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Get Sharter

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The (Bum) Grapes of Wrath.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

The Human Centipede

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Dungkirk

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The Manure Who Came to Dinner

[Huxleys Babkins]

The Big Shit

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Beethoven's Shit

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Faecal Attraction

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A Backpassage to India

[Fambo Number Mive]

Carry On Shitting (1972)

The Carry On gang star as a group of ordinary English people trying to navigate the world of the toilet. Sid James is trying to escape his "trouble and strife" who doesn't allow him to smoke his pipe while having one of his smelly poos. "The stench of all those meat pies, winkles and toast you've digested is one thing, Sidney Shitlover, but your pipe tobacco is another."

Don't miss the scene where Charles Hawtrey slips mid-dump and his turds go all over the landlady's lovely pink bath towels! When Barbera Windsor giggles as she secretes a dainy lady turd into a pub toilet! When Bernard Bresslaw uses a display toilet in the middle of a bathroom showroom after getting very drunk on brown ales! When Jim Dale tries to juggle getting off with a "bird" and being able to use the boarding house lavatory which has a long queue! When Kenneth Connor tries to disguise the sound of his excrement hitting the lavatory pan by playing the trumpet...only the trumper player's left one of her turds in there!

Yes, it's Carry on Shitting, now with the extended "turd on the teacake" scene in the deleted scenes

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Also featuring Jack Douglas going Phway! whilst doing his trademark tics as a string of rabbit tods emerges from the bottom of his trousers.

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The Man Who Shat Liberty Valance

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Bridget Jones's Diarrhoea

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Layer Cack

[Fambo Number Mive]

Police Academy 8: Caprers on the Can (1994)

Captain Harris plans to sabotage Commendat Lassard's inspection of the men's turds by getting Proctor to block all the toilets with a box of his aunt's caber like poos. Meanwhile Jones goes to the public toilets and makes a load of weird sounds and impressions while pooing putting everyone off going, causing a long queue in the nearby department store, leading to a riot. Mahoney practises his shitting to ensure he gets the medal for most efficient and police like stool, which he does while Captain Harris gets a turd in a bun when in the canteen due to mischief making by Mahoney and has to speak to the Commisioner with shouty lips. Meanwhile Tackleberry tries to shoot off his danglenerries with a handgun and Hightower's turd is so large it is auctioned off at the town hall, raising money for the local scouts.

Fast and Furious 15 (Because the toilets are closed)

The cast of the Fast and Furious films drive around LA in really expensive cars looking for the toilets so they dont have to do poos in their cars.

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Sweeney 3

Reagan groans as he shits a hard log into an Edwaridan toilet with half a loo seat while smoking a rollout to try and ignore the stench of piss and the surprisingly accurate drawings of genetailia.

"How's it going, Guv?"

"Think these ones are from the past and chips, George. Bit mushier and smellier. Fancy a look?"

"No thanks guv,I did some myself earlier."

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The Cable Guy
(Hound) Rope

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Turdinator 2: Fudgement Day

Dirty Dancing

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The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Toilet

[Famous Mortimer]

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The Dark Shite Rises

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Start Wars - Return of the Khazi

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Shitter Island

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Turds