Moral conundrum.

[Glebe]

I'm afraid I have a bit of a moral conundrum. As you all know I am VEHEMENTLY against the death penalty, but in the case of popcorn the sheep THIS DOES NOT APPLY.

Let's bring back the death penalty for this inhumane sheep. Or should we?

YOU decide!

[Paul Calf]

What's to decide? I'm stocking up on mint sauce.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Yes, it is morally wrong to load it into the guillotine back-to-front so you can bum it before beheading it.

[Glebe]

Thanks for your advice guys, I'm building the guillotine as we speak!

[popcorn]

A haircut! Just what I need for my wooly bonce as the sunny weather rolls in.