It's a wedding except all the men there have wedding rings on their penises

[Replies From View]

It's not actually that obvious at first.  You just happen to zone out for a moment, stop paying attention and what grabs your eye is the brother of the bride, he's got a wedding ring squidged around his John Thomas.  And once it's in your head you can't stop seeing it everywhere, and you realise all the men there have one.  Cocks fully horizontal sticking out of their freshly ironed trousers, each one scrunched into a gold wedding ring, thick ones, thin ones, some with diamonds on them or inscriptions.

And you think "Why wasn't I informed about this?"  You feel profoundly self-conscious being the only bloke there without a wedding ring wrapped around your burly gurner.  You daren't extract it from its fly zip in case people notice that it is as bare as the day you were born.

[bgmnts]

Why does mine itch?